The Department of Positively Out of My Head Experiences (1 Viewer)

[BarryMK]

Please donate a large bottle of alcoholic spirits (real not imagined) or any spare puff you may have so I can arrange for my next experience.

 

[Brianwarnock]

Please donate a large bottle of alcohlic spirits (real not imagined) or any spare puff you may have so I can arrange for my next experience.

Think that you have had too much already?

Brian

 

[BarryMK]

Think that you have had too much already?

Brian

Too bloody quick Brian, you got in as I was editing my typo. Bah

 

[BarryMK]

Feel free to post any irrelevant, obscure and downright weird photos or any old psychbollocks you wish, there's bags of room on this thread. But please no floating 2 inches above your seat whilst doing so as this will distress your computer's inner soul.

 

[oumahexi]

Is it true if I cover my head with tin foil I won't be detected by aliens? I'm trying to avoid my boss today

 

[BarryMK]

Is it true if I cover my head with tin foil I won't be detected by aliens? I'm trying to avoid my boss today

My advice is to fashion a shallow tray from two thicknesses of tinfoil then spread baked beans on top. Place on head. Once the alien has been deterred, remove tray (preferably) then place in a hot oven for 5 minutes. Result - afternoon tea and no boss!

 

[scott-atkinson]

Is it true that on Turn Left Tuesday, you can actually only turn Right ??

 

[BarryMK]

I have examined this entire question in detail and the answer is perhaps but only on Fridays.

 

[oumahexi]

My advice is to fashion a shallow tray from two thicknesses of tinfoil then spread baked beans on top. Place on head. Once the alien has been deterred, remove tray (preferably) then place in a hot oven for 5 minutes. Result - afternoon tea and no boss!

Will the beans not get tangled up in my flowing locks?
Is it the tray I put in the oven or the beans?
What temperature should I set the oven to?
If I forget to ignite my gas oven do I get to meet my spirit guide again (I already met him, he goes by the name of Johnny Walker)...

 

[BarryMK]

Will the beans not get tangled up in my flowing locks?
Is it the tray I put in the oven or the beans?
What temperature should I set the oven to?
If I forget to ignite my gas oven do I get to meet my spirit guide again (I already met him, he goes by the name of Johnny Walker)...

Please refer to Appendix 2a Page 723

 

[oumahexi]

Ack, that's not fair Barry, I used page 723 to light the gas! I think we need to add that to the risk analysis, page 723 is vital, please do not burn this page!!

 

[Brianwarnock]

Will the beans not get tangled up in my flowing locks?

When my daughter was a baby and just started feeding herself she used to announce that she had finished/had enough by upending her dish on her head and annoucing "all gone"

If I forget to ignite my gas oven do I get to meet my spirit guide again (I already met him, he goes by the name of Johnny Walker)..

Anything but Red Label I hope.

Brian

 

[oumahexi]

When my daughter was a baby and just started feeding herself she used to announce that she had finished/had enough by upending her dish on her head and annoucing "all gone"

She's not by any chance an Aries is she? Mine did the same thing

Anything but Red Label I hope.

Brian

I thought Red Label was for export only, you rarely see Johnny Walker up here!

 

[Rich]

you rarely see Johnny Walker up here!

It's too expensive for the Scots

 

[Ron_dK]

.....free to post any ......

Eeeehhh ?

 

[Brianwarnock]

It's too expensive for the Scots

They probably have better taste than to drink that fire water, there are pleasenter ways to have an out of head experience.

Brian

 

[Ron_dK]

Please refer to Appendix 2a Page 723

Actually it's page 212 in App.1 :

 

[oumahexi]

They probably have better taste than to drink that fire water, there are pleasenter ways to have an out of head experience.

Brian

That's right, it's called Buckfast!!! - Page 212 app 1 according to Ron

 

[BarryMK]

As Ron has decamped to a wine producing region I think we ought to send him a nice bottle of Wincarnis or Sanatogen Tonic Wine so he can taste the real thing.

 

[Rich]

That's right, it's called Buckfast!!! - Page 212 app 1 according to Ron

Ah, gnats pi** sold as the drink of the gods, or holy water