What can you say during sex, and also at the family dinner table?

[Uncle Gizmo]

I saw this posted on Twitter and there were some excellent, comical answers. I thought it might be worth posting it here....

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Hmmm, Uncle... you are getting a little rowdy there. Of course, you KNOW I believe in overkill, so I'll combine your questions. I guess I would wonder exactly what was going on if two people were having sex at the family dinner table and one of them asked "Please pass the gravy."

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Why would they want gravy on dessert?

 

[The_Doc_Man]

The question is whether they were working on dessert or merely stuffing the turkey.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

So this is a thanks giving dinner?

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Yes but perhaps one of the rare times you give thanks AFTER the event.

 

[Isaac]

I saw this posted on Twitter and there were some excellent, comical answers. I thought it might be worth posting it here....

That's too much meat for me

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

That's too much meat for me

I didn't know you were gay?

 

[Isaac]

I didn't know you were gay?

What, a woman couldn't say that?

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

What, a woman couldn't say that?

I know you meant a woman when you said that. I deliberately took it out of context for comical effect.

 

[Isaac]

deliberately took it out of context for comical effec

My fault, I suppose I am gun shy. Recently Doc and my conversations have almost reached the Twilight zone level where I am quoted and then it is somehow referred to in a way bizarrely unrelated to what it meant now I'm starting to "see" it everywhere lolol