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Type a sentence here, and Col will tell you how to say it properly.

Isnt he a swell guy? Maybe Col's efforts will prove, that English really can be the official language of the US!
 

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Maybe he'll tell us what a 'second last' post is :p

(Do they teach that in anatony class :p)
 

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Isnt he a swell guy? Maybe Col's efforts will prove, that English really can be the official language of the US!

Should be:
Isn't he a swell guy? Maybe Col's efforts will prove that...

Pay attention to proper use of punctuation!:p
 

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That should actually be, Col please teach me to read, write and speak English correctly:mad:
 

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That should actually be, Col please teach me to read, write and speak English correctly:mad:

That should be:

That should actually be:
Col, please teach me to read, write, and speak English correctly.
:p
 

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That should be:

That should actually be:
Col, please teach me to read, write, and speak English correctly.
:p
No it isn't, there's no comma used after the word write when followed by the word "and"
 

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No it isn't, there's no comma used after the word write when followed by the word "and"

From http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm

Use a comma to separate the elements in a series (three or more things), including the last two. "He hit the ball, dropped the bat, and ran to first base." You may have learned that the comma before the "and" is unnecessary, which is fine if you're in control of things. However, there are situations in which, if you don't use this comma (especially when the list is complex or lengthy), these last two items in the list will try to glom together (like macaroni and cheese). Using a comma between all the items in a series, including the last two, avoids this problem. This last comma—the one between the word "and" and the preceding word—is often called the serial comma or the Oxford comma. In newspaper writing, incidentally, you will seldom find a serial comma, but that is not necessarily a sign that it should be omitted in academic prose.

Optional, but not proper.
 

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writing and speaking go together like chalk and cheese:cool::p
 
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So, I've noticed some curious language patterns while reading this forum and watching British TV shows/movies.

I frequently see the word "then" pasted at the end of sentences. What's that all about, then?

"got it sorted" is another one.

A couple of others I can't think of right now.
 

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Here in the South, the singular word "sorted" is used as a response to questions ... example. I think it came from imported movies. Notably Guy Ritchie's since his characters frequently use the word.

Person 1: "Yeah?"
Person 2: "Sorted."

Translation ....

Person 1: "Did you take care of the problem that the VPs were freaking out over and had the boss sweating silver bullets?"
Person 2: "Yes, I fixed it and sorted it out."

-dK
 

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So, I've noticed some curious language patterns while reading this forum and watching British TV shows/movies.

I frequently see the word "then" pasted at the end of sentences. What's that all about, then?

"got it sorted" is another one.

A couple of others I can't think of right now.

Seems a bunch of extra 'u's floating about: colour, humour, etc :p
 

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Maybe Col's efforts will prove, that English really can be the official language of the US!
I doubt it, the English language is too difficult for Americans to get to grips with:cool::p
 
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The use of an "s" when a "z" will do fine. This is more of a spelling thing though.

Another interesting thing is dialect. Most of these written messages are easy to interpret when dealing with each other. But there are times when I hear someone from the UK on TV and I'm like, what on earth is he saying? Is that English? I have to rewind Gordon Ramsay several times to see what he's on about then.

And I remember in another thread where someone said someone else "spat his dummy". Oumahexi was kind enough to explain it to me in a PM that a "dummy" is what we call a pacifier in the US and that the one person was calling the other person a baby (he was spitting his pacifier out so he could cry, presumably). That's the kind of thing you just can't learn in a book then.
 
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American English is perfectly fine. It's you folks from the UK who can't keep up.

{puts up steel umbrella to deflect the expected derision}
 

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American English is perfectly fine. It's you folks from the UK who can't keep up.

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American English is two separate words, which one are you having difficulty with?:confused:
 

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Type a sentence here, and Col will tell you how to say it properly.

Isnt he a swell guy? Maybe Col's efforts will prove, that English really can be the official language of the US!

To say it properly you have to drop the American accent. Can you do that? Let me hear now :D
 

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In the US, Websters is the approved dictionary.
The rest of the English speaking world uses Oxford.
As result, Americans spell words like center, labor and check.
The rest of us spell them centre, labour and cheque.
(Cheque is for money as opposed to checking somthing out).

Others:
If you're cold, there's a draft. Beer on tap is draught.
 

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