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[Uncle Gizmo]

I think I've had too many doubles!

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Sometimes I wish I could even have a single - but with my liver and blood sugar marginal as they are (despite my efforts to control that), I think I'll just have a club soda.

 

[conception_native_0123]

I think I'll just have a club soda.

ha ha! see movies from 80s? club soda joke 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CZUiWq6Xn4#t=125

club soda joke 2!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CZUiWq6Xn4#t=180

ha ha ha

 

[conception_native_0123]

gosh i hope that not inappropriate. i do not think they can show lady dancing without clothes on youtube. i did not see her

 

[AccessBlaster]

Wondering if uncle drinks Guinness

 

[conception_native_0123]

Wondering if uncle drinks Guinness

ha ha ha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDJEyqNw-9k#t=110

 

[The_Doc_Man]

gosh i hope that not inappropriate. i do not think they can show lady dancing without clothes on youtube. i did not see her

You would truly be surprised at what is on YouTube these days. I know I often am dumbfounded by what I find.

 

[conception_native_0123]

I know I often am dumbfounded by what I find.

like what? i once called police offer to ask about areas to live and he said this to me

you are not going to pull me into this jokee. what if this some scam like george floyd lover and you are recording this phone call and my voice ends up on youtube?

then he hung up on me!

 

[The_Doc_Man]

I don't know how to answer that.

 

[Cliff67]

The age old question, does my bum look big in this?

an Ex Girlfriend of mine asked me the very same question, my reply: "No bigger than usual"...

now you know why she is my ex

 

[NauticalGent]

It has always amazed me how he was able to exit out the same door that he locked without unlocking it. The magic of Hollywood...

 

[Isaac]

I don't know how to answer that.

I can't really explain why, but I laughed out loud for like, a minute, after reading the post and your reply

 

[conception_native_0123]

now you know why she is my ex

age old joke

bartender - would you like another?

customer - yes she does not look beautiful yet

 

[conception_native_0123]

It has always amazed me how he was able to exit out the same door that he locked without unlocking it. The magic of Hollywood...

i did not see that part. flub job?

 

[The_Doc_Man]

bartender - would you like another?

customer - yes she does not look beautiful yet

This is a variant on another old joke. What is the difference between a pig and a fox? Six drinks.

 

[conception_native_0123]

What is the difference between a pig and a fox? Six drinks.

referring to women right? not the animals?

 

[The_Doc_Man]

referring to women right? not the animals?

Yes - it is a "dimly lit, smoky bar" joke, in line with the previous comments about bartenders..