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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Oh that is bad... lol good... but bad..:D
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    American Debt/Deficit Spending Crisis II

    The problem is that there is NO technology currently available to store electricity in large quantities for long periods of time. It has very little to do with taxation and everything to do with the technology not being there. The money is there. Anyone who gets a patent on a technology that...
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    American Debt/Deficit Spending Crisis II

    "change is not the problem, it's the rate of change" You can't just increase tax on dirty fuels in order to align them with green energy costs and then say, ok that's it, we're all good to go now. The economy wouldn't be able to adjust fast enough. People wouldn't be able to afford basic energy...
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    American Debt/Deficit Spending Crisis II

    Green energy is getting too much momentum in my opinion. Not saying that I am a proponent of "dirty" power... but there are some serious problems that are not being well addressed with green energy which i fear will cause it to have a falling out. 2 steps fwd 1 step back if you will. Look at...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    ... Osama Bin Laden, Hide-and-Seek Champion (2001 - 2011)
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    little help with writing values for code comparing current and previous values

    Firstly, the variables that hold the 2 values... if it were me, I would make them arrays. qrycurrent(2) That way you have a "location" in the array for each value, make seperating the values easier in my opinion. Also, let me pose a question. are there only ever 2 records in this table that you...
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    American Debt/Deficit Spending Crisis II

    If you want a higher dollar, raise the interest rates... I think the US is currently at .25?? where in 2007 they were flirting around the 5.25% mark... With such low interest rates, your bound to have a low dollar.
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    This woman decides to buy a self-assembly cupboard. Back home she reads the instructions carefully and assembles the cupboard in the bedroom. It looks really neat. Then, a train passes and the whole cupboard collapses. Not daunted by this she re-reads the instructions and reassembles the...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Re: There are 10 kinds of people.......... Too true... I might as well embrace it... I'm going to get a Binary clock for my desk... i'm sure the office people will appreciate that i'm as nerdy as they all think. Has anyone seen these things???? For the nerds...
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    American Debt/Deficit Spending Crisis II

    OK so all the first bit makes sense now, i'll agree, seems like it could work. Could you explain how a falling dollar is "desirable" when produciton is NOT above consumption... To me it would be logical to want the opposite. If your consumption is higher than what you are able to produce, then...
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    American Debt/Deficit Spending Crisis II

    Wouldn't work, Lower prices just mean the short makes the money on the futures.. Either the seller makes the money, or the buyer does....
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    Job Titles for people that work with Access

    Data Analyst..... BORING! LOL Senior Dossier Analyst.. Sounds WAY Fancy.. and it's still kinda correct
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    Bin Laden is dead - YEA!

    Don't point that out to loudly! Otherwise next time they will want video... And then when they realize you can doctor that.. they will want to see the body paraded down the main street of every major city.. And once they figure out about makup and dummies, well then i guess they will demand that...
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    American Debt/Deficit Spending Crisis II

    Oddly Enough, my subsribed threads didn't have this highlighted as having a new post... hmmm.. anyways.. "....So the opposite of conservative thinking, higher corporate taxes encourage investment to defer tax liabilities to higher future earnings. And the myth that corporations will move away...
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    Bin Laden is dead - YEA!

    Ice Anyone? LOL Moving back onto topic... I was reading that several Lawyers and stuff were saying that the US did a horrible job by dumping his body in the ocean. There was an argument made in a local paper quoting some lawyer in the middle east in which he basically said that he should have...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Re: There are 10 kinds of people.......... wouldn't 11 be 3??? hmmm.... maybe thats the joke... ? lol but then the "writer" of the joke looks silly... oh man, explaining jokes really doesn't help it much does it? hahaha ok well my vote is for the "10" variant
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    Bin Laden is dead - YEA!

    I remember that!!! ...This kinda looks like a hatchet handle sticking out of the ground doesn't it?
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    Limericks?

    Nothing like a good limerick for a chuckle. I figure some people must know some good ones! I'll get things started: There once was a man from Japan whose limericks just wouldn't scan. When asked why this was, he answered, "Because I always cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly...
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    Job Titles for people that work with Access

    What about Senior Administrator of Data Managment Senior Administration And Database managment Officer Senior Data Administration Officer Senior Database Administrator I'm a GIS/Database Specialist Though some days I feel like a "Stare at the screen aimlessly while my brain explodes....specialist"
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    Hi all

    A student, are you taking any classes in data management? or do you have a personal interest in databases such as Access?
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