Limericks? (1 Viewer)

[Access_guy49]

Nothing like a good limerick for a chuckle.
I figure some people must know some good ones!
I'll get things started:

There once was a man from Japan
whose limericks just wouldn't scan.
When asked why this was,
he answered, "Because
I always cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."




For the nerds on the forum.........


There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].

A dying mosquito exclaimed,
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane

There once was an X from place B,
That satisfied predicate P,
He or she did thing A,
In an adjective way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


And lastly...

, ` & #
$ @ | + . -
8 7 6 5 4
" * _
? ; ! AS;DOFB2

Which translates to

(Comma tick ampersand hash,
Dollar at pipe plus dot dash.
Eight sev'n six five four,
Quote star underscore,
Question mark semi-colon bang MASH.)

 

[Vassago]

LOL, love the geeky ones.

 

[Access_guy49]

There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night

 

[Brianwarnock]

There was an young lady of Lod
who thought all good thinks came from God
But it wasn't the Almighty
Who slipped up her nightie
But Rodger
The lodger
The sod

 

[Rabbie]

There was a young lady from Ryde
who ate too many green apples and died.
The apples fermented
inside the lamented,
made cider inside her inside