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Leave it to a brit to spot a bit of humor :p

I did once suggest a user re-boot when he couldn't get Access to behave and that seemed to fix things, isn't that useful? :D Edit: Looks like I may have 91 useful posts based on the 'Thanked' thing by my profile stuff. However, I do doubt any were from my 'cooler posts :p

Well put Connor!

Sure, maybe they'll even reply with an animal analogy. Sorry I digress :(

Maybe you'll coax a sucker in sooner than later :p

Duely noted - sorry - :) The gun thing was funny :D

I think this is going pretty civil, at least were I come from :D

Over here - :D , depending on the context, bud is sometimes used punctate an adversarial moment - 'He bud, watch where your walking'... I'm not searching for any kind of moral foothold, etc., just humored by some of the analogies in these threads. As for answering questions, if you'll read...

Where are you trying to use the caculated value? To display in a form or report? What they are saying is that in most cases it breaks some generic rules to calculate a value and store it in a table.

I see. The 'bud' you used is some more of that slang you brits are somehow allowed to include in your otherwise 'proper' use of English...:) Quite witty how you managed to reply with a 'yes?' when I asked what it meant or did your laser logic an superior atheist common sense miss it was a...

'bud'? This little religious/atheist thing you have going is pointless. All relative points for both sides have been made numerous times. Funny when a new gang comes through the forum and rehashes it again with fresh absurdities like the lion analogy :D We do have coffee makers that, I...

Glad to realize you've met your match :D Odd how you bash people with religious faith then dream up and believe something as absurd as the lion thing... and... what does 'get coffee on a drip' mean :confused:

Probably be like kids - spend a couple years teaching them to talk then spend the next 20 trying to get them to shut up :rolleyes:

Seems there's a day of week setting somewhere. Sometimes sun = 1 and sometimes its set to 7, etc. You could patch by subtracting 1 from the weekday - ?

While we're at it we should register them for obama care and to vote... :p

Somebody has either been hitting the sauce a wee bit much or they need to cancel their subscription to the cartoon network...

Are you looking for someone to build it for you or have you taken a stab at it and have gotten stuck?

Me either. My guess is to start by trying to hit 'em with the pointed end :)

Was Pai Mei your teacher - :eek::eek:

This: and this: Has me concerned - :eek: