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LMAO! That has been the case for years now. When DOES it end?

She (we gave her most of our lives) is leaving (sacrificed most of our lives) home (we gave her everything money could buy) She's leaving home after living alone for so many years (bye bye) Father snores as his wife gets into her dressing gown Picks up the letter that's lying there...

rake, and cleaned

sparkling grape soda,

Is there some law in Australia that says the words must be large enough to read? In America, they wouldn't necessarily make the bag any bigger at all.

their pickled onions.

I was trying to remember, that day, who I was missing ... thinking.... who was that beautiful brunette that used to show up..... How could I forget Lyndsey???? <eyes dave suspiciously> And how could you remember her? :p

phenomenal, or fantasically

Yes, and Rich and Hayley and Tay.....

LOL... Says the girl who stood me up in Vegas!!! j/k Thanks, Cindy Love to you

YAY! Brian showed up. My day is complete now.

be spoken of

Thanks all. :) See, THAT's how not to get overlooked on your birthday! ;) It's not horribly, horribly cold here in Tampa, although we did dip into the high 20s overnight for a couple hours. It will be warmer this weekend and then *bam* another cold front! This usually doesn't happen until...

On Tess's birthday,

out of work

developed in secret

in NUTS without

cartesian products and

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes...

Paul and Tammy get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon - so they go back to Paul's Mum and Dad's house for their first night together. In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mum if Paul and...