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I wouldn't, it's dirty, overcrowded and the natives are not friendly:eek:

How many Muslims are there in the UK?

Looks like the Lib/Dems omitted it:D

Don't believe what you read in the paranoid American press, oh, and that should be you're by the way:rolleyes:

Thanks, I found the option but it now says there's a missing MDW file and from what I gather I'd be better off getting a new version of Access and just importing the data. Another 5 bloody years of overtime:mad:

There isn't a compatibility option and Microsoft doesn't support 97 anymore:(

I have to say that I'm not impressed with win7 so far:mad:

Not if Salmond gets his way we won't be:mad:

Why doesn't it work?:mad:

Nah it's ozzie, or Aussie:D

What do you add to sex then to get the plural?:confused:

What the hell do you think we went to war for,whilst America slept?:rolleyes:

What about the rest of the UK and Commonwealth?:confused:

It's rather odd that Americans give more energy to the birth of their nation than the birth of Jesus:eek:

Is that because there isn't any?:confused:

No that one finished when you pinched Texas from them

Yeah, some of the idiots still have a picture of a Dutch boy sticking his finger into some orifice:p

But then of course the private sector are not entitled to 3yrs wages when made redundant....................

Yes it's called the Geneva Convention, which of course the US refuses to abide by

You'll need a certificate to use the loo in a minute and of course that'll have to be in triplicate;)