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And you actually canceled me. There's the difference between us. I wouldn't cancel you. I might cancel Colin though;( I do have my limits. Conservatives don't lobby to cancel voices they disagree with. That makes us different from you. Do you see the problem or are you blind?

Too bad MS didn't think so. They went with the pervert instead:( Access people are notoriously cheap. I've never figured out why. Maybe it's developers in general but I was always willing to pay for useful books. I used to spend hours in Borders skimming books at least every couple of weeks...

If income determines which of three rows, you need to add more criteria to the query. Also, answer the other questions please. I might have updated my post while you were answering.

As long as you don't take Tylenol if you might be pregnant.

I think we've been here before. There seems to always be three rows that the join will return. Which row are you interested in? I can't make any sense of your relationships. What is MyUCA? Why does QryFedTax1 have a hard coded 17 as the argument? I don't see any rows that would match so...

I'm guessing that they only threatened to leave. You know, like the ones who threatened to leave the country? Did they take their old posts with them? Where do they gather today?

No, again your grasp of English is flawed. That is the left's concept of culture.

It started with the left telling us we had no American "culture". I think they think that because we don't have troupes of dancers who dress up in quaint costumes and dance for the tourists. Then they decided they needed to import people to replace us and ensure they would win future elections...

From X. That means that the majority of Twitter members are antisemitic Nazis. That doesn't surprise me at all since conservatives were actively banned - especially Trump and his supporters, prior to Musk overpaying for the product. Given the pro-Hamas members seems we have the same problem...

@moke123 You do know that the AI's all get their information from what is posted on the web, right? So, if the training data leans Nazi and antisemitic, so will the AI. That should scare you as a thinking human being. The AI's do not think. They may sound intelligent but they are not...

And apparently English isn't your native language. We weren't playing Bridge, we were playing Black Jack at a Las Vegas casino. The Bridge tournament was why we were in Vegas. Just keep playing dumb.

But don't take Tylenol if you're pregnant unless you are a whack job with TDS:poop: Some people are dumber than rocks and the scary thing is that they are breeding.

The more experience you have developing, the less likely you are to make false starts but even old f**ts like me sometimes stop and start again. The one thing that experience tells you is that it is almost always better to start from scratch rather than try to rework your bad start. Why...

If Trump is such a dictator, why did he allow the Senate to pretend to close in August to prevent him from making recess appointments? This is just one example of how the Republicans collude with the Democrats to stop Trump at every opportunity. Trump didn't even call the leaders of the Senate...

Can you post an example?

I really didn't want to burst your bubble but you needed to know how the various methods actually compare since you chose your original method based on efficiency and you are ready to jump ship to a dLookup() inside a wrapper. Your original choice was the most efficient execution wise. But...

I didn't have a title I could use to trump his but watching the stock tank because of bad data that the MBA thought he could ignore made me smile.

I don't have to order any one to ban you, I can do it myself. I was playing at a bridge tournament in Las Vegas a few years ago and 5 of us were at a Black Jack table after the evening session. One of the people standing behind us had a personality similar to yours and made some comment he...

When you don't know how to write SQL, use the QBE to build at least the Select clause and the Joins. It doesn't create pretty strings but it does get the syntax right. Keep in mind that this query may not be updateable.

I don't want to burst your bubble but that is EXACTLY what you are doing. The only difference is that you are not saving the querydef. That means that each time you execute the wrapper, Access will create a new query and then create an execution plan. I think Access might even save the...