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  1. Cotswold

    A general question

    In the past I have used Access FE & BE on Terminal Server over four remote sites. But only with no more that 80 concurrent users
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    Trump Administration Predictions

    It appears that some leaders in Europe are patting themselves on the back. Presumably after seeing Starmer ingratiate himself by toadying up to DLT on TV with his invite from King Charles. Starmer was seen in the UK as an appeasing lackey and somewhat embarrassing. Is this sort of thing DLT's...
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    Batshit Bonkers Brittain

    Following comments on some of her earlier dresses. Deputy PM asked mum to make her something else. She found some old curtains in the wash house and ran up this little number to impress at PM questions.
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Whilst everyone tries to keep fit in body, according to new research by the UK Beer & Wine Lobby Group, alcohol fine tunes the brain. As you drink alcohol it will naturally kill off brain cells. During this process the weakest cells are obviously removed. Leaving only the strongest and best...
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    Are Muslims and the Quran a threat to our society?

    Apparently we are to have an enquiry into the Pakistani abuse gangs which is to be able to compel officials and police to attend. By compel presumably Starmer the lawyer means they will compel all those except for those people who we'd prefer not to testify. Many presume it will be watered down...
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    Can you give me a good YouTube channel link or a website where I can properly learn ms access ?

    See abebooks.co.uk - abebooks.com etc. You will find undamaged and perfectly good Access books at way less than new. It is a fact that many language books aren't actually read cover to cover. Pick up a few at little cost. Don't buy any with less than 800 pages because they will probably not...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Hey Doc, fortunately the title of this does include for a worst joke. So 10/10 on that:)
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    warning strong language!
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    Hope you have seen creatures like this before...

    Small companies react quickly, or not at all. More often not at all. If he doesn't need it then then forget it. If next month/year he has the need you'll receive a call. If he can find your number. In the days of posting flyers, you could expect 3 to 5 responses from each 100. A response isn't...
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    Batshit Bonkers Brittain

    The USA had Biden as deputy, who then became leader. They say that what happens in the US, happens here five years later. What can we do to prevent history repeating itself? When Starmer is skiving off somewhere, this is who is in charge. Trouble is Starmer appears frightened of her. If Raynor...
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    Wars

    They say; commeth the hour, commeth the man. But in the West all we can see are idealists, dreamers, fanatics and committees. As an example; Van de Leyen is the best that the whole of Europe, 27 countries and 450 million people, can come up with. Then we have Starmer and there are simply no...
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    Wars

    That and Ukraine are a real mess. Both evolving solution-less nightmares. I cannot see a solution but neither can I understand the mentality, or aspirations of these people. Surely they can see what the end game will be? It is more than obvious that many countries, UK, Canada, USA, the EU where...
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    Those who can’t read don’t steal, those who can, aren’t thieves.

    There is of course the (some may say caustic) opinion/expression that all people are thieves if they think they can get away with it.
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    If you were from Lancashire and parts of Yorkshire, you may get "fair to middlin' " and in some places "yeah........fine" Of course the answer nobody wants is "well as you asked....." followed by a parade of illnesses, or disasters. In which case you just stand there shifting from one foot to...
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    Trump Administration Predictions

    Looks like Elon and Donald have fallen out bigtime Seemed from the start that Elon liked the part time job but after he lost it has possibly become a little bitter. Donald thought Putin had it right with total control in Russia and he'd maybe like being POTUS for ever. Does Elon now fancy taking...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Not too bad!
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    Trump is still the world's best bet ...

    I'm surprised you guys know about England. Most of you I've spoke to thought Britain and England, were pubs and three of them thought they were towns in America. Regards #702 by Uncle. Maybe Patty Murray should change her appearance, as she looks like a doppelganger for Jimmy Saville the now...
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    Oh baby, baby...

    To all you US bikers. The Isle of Man TT. (26th May to 7th June) Practice sessions started on the 26th May and the racing proper at the Isle of Man TT started yesterday. Unfortunately Pete Hickman came off during qualifying on the Kerrowmoar section of the circuit and was airlifted to hospital...
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    MS Access Database and Windows 11 Update error

    All very worrying. A total nightmare. Quite possibly resulting in a solutionless issue gifted by MS that, they will have no desire to fix. The bad news is that Windows12 is around the corner, which will be the first AI managed OS experiment. Can't wait(n)(n) Mind you, I've had the general...
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