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    Access beginners group forming

    Denver Area Access Users Group have a pod cast too. I checked it out last meeting (once a month) and it was working well. Free also. Various guest.
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    E-cigarettes

    Now eCigs are under review for increasing youth smoking (vaping). Big turn of events.
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    Laugh of the Day - 5.25" Floppy

    Things that sound dirty at the office are not: This is my 5 1/4 inch floppy can you insert it? I want it on my desk and I want it now I need to whip it out by 5 Just stick it in my box HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. It's an entry-level...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    The college math department had renovations. The geometry class was moved to the soccer field house. Its January and a full blown snow storm is in. several freshman wake up late, they think the class is across the street and don't bring a coat, runs to his class to find a sign about the...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Most common response at last G20 Economic Summit: "That's what Xi Said" Love is Grand. Divorce is 100 Grand. His friend was dating a girl from the city zoo. He thinks she is a keeper. He had the IQ of 122. That is equal to the IQ of 122 P.E. Economics Major graduates.
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    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    While enjoying my breakfast of kippers vindaloo, my message board alerted me to a question on the site. The Access industry in my area that require any levle of programming have seemed to evaporate. Every so often I get fooled into talking to some company that really want's some web development...
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    Automate Compact/Repair

    Is this a Shared Database for multiple users using Linked Tables? If the application and DB are just on a single PC the solutions is probably much different than if for example you have 50 concurrent users on Citrix front-end connected to the Back-End database. Agreed compact on close was good...
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    E-cigarettes

    Some people report the use of CBD helps with addiction from tobacco to Opioids. Vaping CBD is also popular, but for different reasons. Most CBD taken orally uses a fatty oil such as coconut oil. Test show that about 35% gets into the bloodstream. It can enter within 10 minutes. For Vaping...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Gracefully backing out of a quick statement: This is only an example - please substitute your own country, city or region with its associated relationship. A clerk in New York works at a corner grocery. A lady comes in with a Canadian accent. She tells him she doesn't want to pay for a whole...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

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    What's your best/worst joke?

    The Rogozen Treasure, called the find of the century, is a Thracian treasure. It was discovered by chance in July 1985 by a tractor driver digging a well in his garden in the Bulgarian village of Rogozen. It consists of 165 receptacles, including 108 phiales, 55 jugs and 3 goblets. The objects...
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    Flat Earth and Hollow Earth Theories

    RE: iron core being Molten: Even though it is hotter than the surface of the Sun, the crystallized iron core of the Earth remains solid. A new study from KTH Royal Institute of Technology in Sweden may finally settle a longstanding debate over how that's possible, as well as why seismic waves...
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    Flat Earth and Hollow Earth Theories

    They seem to describe a flame in every direction - creates a sphere of materials drawn to it, creating a shell. A force field of ions or other forces keeping matter at bay. The proto stars, dwarf stars seem to be more common than thought as detection systems evolve. The last live cycle is called...
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    Flat Earth and Hollow Earth Theories

    An example of concepts about the Earth: Equatorial vs Polar Diameter: Because of this, the diameter of the Earth at the equator is about 43 kilometers (27 mi) larger than the pole-to-pole diameter. As a result, the latest measurements indicate that the Earth has an equatorial diameter of 12,756...
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    Flat Earth and Hollow Earth Theories

    The Hollow Earth- I blame Haley - the comet guy - he published a theory that the Earth was made of rings, each seperated with atmospher of glowing gas. Then, the London Royal --- the science club decades ago -- actually had real debates about it. J. Verne novel "Journey to the Center of the...
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    Flat Earth and Hollow Earth Theories

    Oh Geez, you had to bring up the Hollow Earth. I actually have some books on that subject. Now grandpa mentioned the Hollow Leg I want to let you know that is actually true and the guy was convicted in Denver, CO. He actually worked at the Denver Mint (where they use to, in the old days mint...
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    Our wonderful political system

    Denver Colorao passed every tax increase from sales tax to providing a Nanny for adults. I live 4 houses outside of Denver. No new taxes. The California immigrants moved inside the city of Denver. We also got our first openly Polygmist Governor. The media claimes he is openly gay. OK fine. His...
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    Our wonderful political system

    Political graft, election fraud, Zombies voting... Its all an American Tradition. That American Dream is the people who thought it was ever fair in the first place. in this last election, just like the last dozen... The Banks Won
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    I want to work in USA or Newziland

    That sounds about right. The last assignment I had was the typical "emergency". The one-year project was six months into the project. The big company took about six weeks at a time to realize the "programmer" knew absolutely nothing about Access / Excel VBA. When I cam in for the remaining 5...
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    I want to work in USA or Newziland

    My experience indicates the MSAccess / MSExcel / VBA market in the USA has all but vanished. You will starve here if those are your primary skills. For over six months, I applied to every opportunity for VBA / SQL related opportunities in my region. The pay rates have dropped over half (again)...
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