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  1. Lil' Rascal

    Happy Birthday SQL_Hell

    Happy Birthday :D
  2. Lil' Rascal

    What's your story?

    Do you have any horror stories from any of them you'd like to share? What was the best or worst experience you had? I'm just curious as to the things that other unfortunates (If you can call the drive to tackle insane databasing problems that) such as ourselves go through. lol
  3. Lil' Rascal

    What's your story?

    Being relatively new to this forum.... Ok, REALLY new to this forum, i have a certain apprehension about spouting random rants and what-not. Considering we're standing around yappin at the watercooler (which needs to be filled BTW) I was interested to learn of your Access debacles, management...
  4. Lil' Rascal

    The Worlds Most Perfect Database

    Rationality, I found is the bastard, red headed step child of Relativity.
  5. Lil' Rascal

    The Worlds Most Perfect Database

    Modest indeed. We should implement a waste disposal module as well.
  6. Lil' Rascal

    The Worlds Most Perfect Database

    Maybe now is a good time to define the scope of the Database. When you say Perfect database are we talking about a database that will contain and track everything? If so taxes won't be a problem because we'd have all of the information about all of the assets in all of the world. Transactions...
  7. Lil' Rascal

    The Worlds Most Perfect Database

    As they say, There are only two sure things in life Death and Taxes. Individual users would love FIASCO if they weren't taxed. What if we taxed the companies but not the employees and based the tax rate on the number of employees and the companies contribution to the welfare of it's respective...
  8. Lil' Rascal

    The Worlds Most Perfect Database

    :o Ahh, yes. Silly me. I have taken a liking to FIASCO. It has great ring to it.
  9. Lil' Rascal

    The Worlds Most Perfect Database

    Rules thus far: All Users are considered as equals Universal currency will be used Monetary assets of each region (Country) will be taken at face value at it's inception(i.e., 1 dollar = 1 pound = 1 yen = 1 Euro) The highest paid user of any corporation shall not exceed ten times that of...
  10. Lil' Rascal

    The Worlds Most Perfect Database

    Ahhh, the invisible hand theory. Here's an interesting question (No Wiki folks): What economic theorist first proposed the 'invisible hand' theory and how might it or might it not apply to the perfect database? Tank You... Tank you berry muuuuuch. [Where's the Elvis Smiley?] I have a little...
  11. Lil' Rascal

    Pay for a Access Programmer

    Interesting topic. I was thinking of this very thing for the past few weeks. I'm not trying to hijack the thread, but do to my 'newness' on these boards thought my questions might be appropriate here. I, having been a pupil of a programmer fluent in just about every language imaginable have...
  12. Lil' Rascal

    The Worlds Most Perfect Database

    According to topic this is a global database correct? As such consensus will vary region to region based upon the qualitative morals/ethical boundaries and the differing perspective of the regions indigenous peoples. I move that all peoples be given equal 'voice' in this, the World Database...
  13. Lil' Rascal

    The Worlds Most Perfect Database

    Concurred. So I guess the question now is: 'Who' is the perfect candidate (scapegoat) to spearhead this massive undertaking and what happens if/when the database needs to be upsized? :p
  14. Lil' Rascal

    Thank you all!

    Since my query for 'welcome', 'thread', 'welcome' AND 'thread' ended resultless I can just squeeze this in here I guess: I concur with Jessa. I've been lurking this forum for some time now and I've yet to find a reason to actually post. All of my questions, concerns or...
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