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I take your point. I'm surprised the administrators aren't concerned about the bandwidth all the stupid photos take up. To be fair his posts are polite, which I find to be a general American trait, even if they are 99.9999% gibberish.

Radical thought, if one was so convinced that the dead (whom I always thought were dead i.e. totally finished, deceased, kaput, no longer functioning etc) can communicate with the living, a brave and convicted researcher could always take the experiment to its logical conclusion and exit this...

That'll learn ya for watching those naughty french websites!:eek:

Perhaps we should ask Jon to set up a new forum area entitled "Nutter's Posts"? Mind you a lot of us regulars might have to be moved there. :eek: Mmm might not be such a good idea after all........:D

As Ron has decamped to a wine producing region I think we ought to send him a nice bottle of Wincarnis or Sanatogen Tonic Wine so he can taste the real thing.;)

Please refer to Appendix 2a Page 723

I have examined this entire question in detail and the answer is perhaps but only on Fridays.

My advice is to fashion a shallow tray from two thicknesses of tinfoil then spread baked beans on top. Place on head. Once the alien has been deterred, remove tray (preferably) then place in a hot oven for 5 minutes. Result - afternoon tea and no boss!:D

Feel free to post any irrelevant, obscure and downright weird photos or any old psychbollocks you wish, there's bags of room on this thread. But please no floating 2 inches above your seat whilst doing so as this will distress your computer's inner soul.

Too bloody quick Brian, you got in as I was editing my typo. Bah:p

Please donate a large bottle of alcoholic spirits (real not imagined) or any spare puff you may have so I can arrange for my next experience. :D

Round about:D

Aaah but there are degrees of stupidity ;)

So Tim who's your favourite rock band?

Memo to self: Must use a stronger deodorant.:D

Crystal clear - now it all makes sense! Nurse! Nurse! :rolleyes:

Who? Me? :eek: And we'll all be there to see it:D

It's like religion - you choose what you want to believe in (anything will do enter your preference here) and then it becomes a fact. :rolleyes: I believe a green spotted dinosaur is going to pitch a tent in your back garden. I won't say when but it will happen. :p

Best Wishes Idjit Aaaaargh!

That's the great thing about four string bass. You might have an Ab minor 7th flattened 16th upside down 9th with an inversion on the loud pedal and little finger stretching over 10 frets but I can chug around the Ab and it'll probably work!;)