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  1. BarryMK

    Are you an atheist?

    Presumably oumahexi She's probably busy casting a spell even as we converse. My advice - don't upset her lest she turn you into a haggis or a deep-fried Mars bar.....:D
  2. BarryMK

    Are you an atheist?

    :eek:We'll be sure not to walk down any dark alleys. Thanks for the warning. Now it must be time for your medication.:rolleyes: abonomation?? A new word for our lexicon. Cheers
  3. BarryMK

    Are you an atheist?

    I guess that just leaves the ants then.:p
  4. BarryMK

    Are you an atheist?

    God Superbeing Purely natural law of physics Sean the Sheep Select your preference.:D
  5. BarryMK

    Help with emailing

    Search this forum on email and report there's tons of stuff including threads with step by step help.
  6. BarryMK

    Are you an atheist?

    Or maybe there’s nothing to tell? :rolleyes: If that’s so it’s a pity for millions of poor buggers that he didn’t come back in 1914 ;)
  7. BarryMK

    Forum Advanced Search

    Cheers Been there done that thanks and I still use it occasionally when I'm really struggling for an answer but I still find search by title in the forum gets me what I want 9 times out of 10 without faffing about pointing google in the right place. I just need to hit the right buttons to get...
  8. BarryMK

    Forum Advanced Search

    Yeah chill out with one of those famous Amsterdam cakes and a cup of coffee first.:D
  9. BarryMK

    Forum Advanced Search

    Yeah must've been a glitch or I pressed something I shouldn't! You answered before I could delete the question. Too fast mailman!:D
  10. BarryMK

    Forum Advanced Search

    I know I'm slow but when did we lose the ability to search on thread title in advanced search, and why?:confused:
  11. BarryMK

    Are you an atheist?

    That really is a loaded question!:) If I am wrong and find that there is existence after death I would definitely want to come back and let you all know (just like the great Houdini who vowed he would and we ain't heard from him since he popped it either) but so far I don't believe anyone has...
  12. BarryMK

    Are you an atheist?

    I have never believed in the supernatural. I have never believed in God or gods. My mother professed to believe but my father I don’t think held any religious belief. I was, I think fortunate that my parents never tried to instil any beliefs in me other than good manners and considerate...
  13. BarryMK

    Telephone greeting

    Rich a variation on your theme 'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED KINGDOM ' 'Press '1' if you speak English.' 'Press ''2'' to be redirected to our call centre in India where they don't speak English either despite insisting that their name is Robert :rolleyes:
  14. BarryMK

    Telephone greeting

    Terribly sorry don't wish to offend a minority but no parlez Mohawk:confused:
  15. BarryMK

    Your top 5 favourite Bands/Artists?

    It's probably the moustache.......:rolleyes:
  16. BarryMK

    Your top 5 favourite Bands/Artists?

    Well I have to admit the haircut and tie are rather provocative.... Post-apocalyptic mariachi?:eek: This girl is a trailblazer.
  17. BarryMK

    Buttons not working on form when marco is applied

    Are you using DoCmd.Maximize in the OnOpen Event?
  18. BarryMK

    Your top 5 favourite Bands/Artists?

    Get with the program Ron old boy! Plagiarism is the new songwriting!:D And can you really say that Mireille Mathieu was post-apocalyptic-astropunk? Bring back Johnny Halliday!!:eek: the man who put crap into rock 'n roll.
  19. BarryMK

    Your top 5 favourite Bands/Artists?

    Perhaps I should have mentioned that I'm currently working on my new album provisionally entitled " There's No Hiding Place in a Y-Fronts Gusset" It's a cutting edge tour de force and includes a post-apocalyptic-astropunk version of "les Bicyclettes de Belsize" sampled together with the sound...
  20. BarryMK

    Your top 5 favourite Bands/Artists?

    Poco Eagles John Fogerty Little River Band Ry Cooder No particular order
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