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    Question Backup

    I save my tables in Excel format. You can always import an excel spreadsheet as a table.
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    Question Membership card

    Having been down this road before, I would advise to first attend at your local office supply store and see what sizes of blank business cards they stock. Pick the size that works best for your needs then see if Access has a built in template for the manufacturer and label number.
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    I like kissing so much I don’t even need to have sex

    Rather obvious. I guess my humour is just too subtle for the forum.
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    I like kissing so much I don’t even need to have sex

    I know some guys are boob men, some are leg men and some are rear end men. I guess a lip man (though rare) is acceptable. Don't forget that there is a person attached to the lips, so treat her like a lady. To be polite you may actually have to have sex with her.
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    Famous Computer Quotes

    To err is human...to really screw up you need a computer. Unknown
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    She's leaving home

    I feel for you. When my last one left the nest I felt very similar. All I could do is hope that the time and effort I spent raising her had not been in vain. So far, it has not been.
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    Report Design

    Assuming the form you are mimicing in your database does not have to be an exact copy of the original correct to the milimeter, you should be able to create a reasonable facimile of it as an Access form. Open the form in design view and manually play with it until you get somthing approaching...
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    John Lennon 30th Anniversary

    With great care and a lot of protective equipment. :D
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    Has NASA found (potentially) extraterrestrial life?

    The belief in God (or non belief) is best demonstrated in a scene from the Peter O'Toole film "Creator". O'Toole is a scientist you has been assigned the task of acquiring grants for the various science dept. of the University where he teaches. He begins his presentation to the grant givers by...
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    John Lennon 30th Anniversary

    WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU HEARD THE NEWS Let us know where and what you were doing when you heard about the assassination of John Lennon. I was playing pickup hockey and was on my way home. The radio station played three Lennon songs in a row (which I though odd) and the announcer came on and...
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    Simple Rotation

    I personally think it proves that no matter how high and mighty in the Universe and object may be, we're all just running around in circles. (lol)
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    Creating a database illustrating a player's stats

    The good news is that all that you wish to accomplish is doable in Access. The bad news is that you will require some knowledge of Access to perform these tasks. Basically, your raw data regarding each player will be contained in tables. The necessary sorting and grouping of the data is...
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    embed fonts in access2007

    It should be a simple matter of changing the font in the form or report, then saving it. You may run into a problem if you are using seldom utilized or non True Type fonts. If you run the database off more than one computer and the other computers do not have the fonts you selected installed...
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    Has NASA found (potentially) extraterrestrial life?

    I think it would be a far more important announcement that they found intellegent life on Earth. (c'mon, you knew this one was coming). Radio signals travel at the speed of light. I don't believe any probes have even reached one light year from Earth as of yet. The nearest star is how many...
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    library management system

    My young friend, you are dealing with adults here. You are making a post on a technical forum not on Facebook or on your PDA. The reason I bring this up and point out your errors to you is because spelling counts here. A minor spelling error could result in a total misunderstanding of what it...
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    Happy Birthday statsman!

    Thank you all for your kind wishes.
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    Best/Worst President

    I think America would benefit very much from a "third" party that actually has a chance of getting a bunch of people elected. There are Democrats in both Houses of Congress who are reactionaries and there are Republicans who are socialists. Why are they members of the "wrong" party? Because...
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    Enrollment Database- Multiple customers, same order.

    I can see a number of problems with what you are trying to do. As each student takes up one space in the class, trying to enrol multiple students with one ID is going to cause you any number of problems with class size etc. In addition, if you use groups instead of individuals, who is paying...
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    If you could visit one place ...

    I just returned from Washington DC. It is an splendid place to visit (from an historical not a political point of view). The Metro is the only way to get from place to place as the traffic jams start at about 5 AM and continue til about 10 PM.
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    Things that make you go, "Well OF COURSE!"

    Reminds me of the old joke... If a plane crashed on the border between two countries, where would the survivors be buried.
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