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I was a Query user (QMF) in in IBM VM environment. It's is the mirror image of DB2 in MVS in evironment. I learned about tables and queries. Back in the 1980's I learned the BASIC language and especially arrays. Our IBM machies went away and we are now using SQL Server and Oracle. I work for a...

Another Blonde joke What is a 710? A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle...

It worked. Thanks to Rak also for the quick reply.

When one user opens his ACCESS file, it opens in Notepad. He uses ACCESS 2003. Now he has to right click on that file (on windows explorer) and select open with 'MS Access' to make it to work. Any one knows how this setting can be changed to open with MS ACCESS?

Your GM car engine & transmission will get fluid changes on Tuesdays when you are sleeping.

The front end users need read/write permission to the back end network. See if a user is linking with 'Read Only' permission. That could hang it up.

I collect toy cars (1/18 size). I like the 1950's US cars (big hunk of steel). I have over 120 cars now. Friends and relatives love to see my car collection. I am also interested in collecting cars seen in movies, like 63 Aston Martin (Gold Finger). My wife first thought it was a waste of money...

Congratulations and Best Wishes! I know your company got a great employee now.

My boss tells me procrastination is the root of all my problems. I do not know what that big word means. I will look it up tomorrow.

The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last...

I know most of you will be taking a day off on Monday, Dec 31. Enjoy. Happy New Year to all! May 2008 be a joyous and prosperous year to all. I do not have any new year resolutions, except continue to work for another year. I am working on a project and the boss treats me good. I am now...

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

Another "worst" joke This farmer, Jake, had a bossy wife. She decided to take a vacation with her friends just before Christmas. Before she left, she told her husband: “When I get back from vacation, I want to see a new barn.” They both knew they did not have the money to build a new barn...

Chess Championship Tournament Last Saturday, a National Chess Championship tournament was held at the Holiday Inn at Manassas where I live. By 3:00 PM, the games were over and the prizes were awarded. Then the players and spectators flocked to the lobby of the building. They were bragging and...

The Sound Of Music

Sorry to hear about your job situation. Keep your cool and look for a new job. I believe you will come out ahead. There is a job waiting for you, you will have to find it. Enjoy your holidays! Good luck in job hunting! When you get a new job, please let us know.

It worked. Thank you so much for spending your valuable time helping the users like me. Have a nice weekend!!

I have a small table with 3 columns. First and third columns are type text. When I do transfertext with: Transfer Type : Export delimited table : table1 File name D:\test.txt Here is test.txt data: "jake",10.00,"rock" "phil",22.20,"man" Is it possible to get rid of double quotes around...

A little bit of motivational thinking may be helpful in MsLady's situation (IMHO). Instead of thinking "If only I did this or that", think "next time I will do it this way." Instead of focusing on the past, it becomes a focus on the future. I heard that from a preacher and it has helped me.

one simple way is to use 'On error resume next' ahead of the kill() command. If the file exists, it will be deleted. If the file does not exist, it will skip the kill() command without giving an error message. This may not be the best solution, but it will work.