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You can't have everything, where would you put it?

A son walks up to his father who is a pastor "Hey dad, how about the use of the car?" "Well son, I'll tell you what, if you get your grades up, read your bible and cut your hair we can talk about the use of the car" so a month goes by and the son walks back up to his dad "Hey dad how about the...

yes they are :banghead:

last night I had this girl banging on my door for 20 mins, he he he I wouldnt let her out :)

Something that will make you go hmmm... Why is there Braille on drive up ATM machine's (for those who don't know what ATM is it is where you get your cash from a machine) Someone made a buck! :rolleyes: ___________________________________________________________________ End of line, man!

Hello all, New to this and have been loving the jokes, i hope this one wasn't posted before, I have read a lot of the pages but have not gotten to all of them yet. If not I hope you enjoy :) 2 Older men are standing by there house's The one turns to the other and says "For your 25th...