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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Oh that is bad... lol good... but bad..:D
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    ... Osama Bin Laden, Hide-and-Seek Champion (2001 - 2011)
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    little help with writing values for code comparing current and previous values

    Firstly, the variables that hold the 2 values... if it were me, I would make them arrays. qrycurrent(2) That way you have a "location" in the array for each value, make seperating the values easier in my opinion. Also, let me pose a question. are there only ever 2 records in this table that you...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    This woman decides to buy a self-assembly cupboard. Back home she reads the instructions carefully and assembles the cupboard in the bedroom. It looks really neat. Then, a train passes and the whole cupboard collapses. Not daunted by this she re-reads the instructions and reassembles the...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Re: There are 10 kinds of people.......... Too true... I might as well embrace it... I'm going to get a Binary clock for my desk... i'm sure the office people will appreciate that i'm as nerdy as they all think. Has anyone seen these things???? For the nerds...
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    Job Titles for people that work with Access

    Data Analyst..... BORING! LOL Senior Dossier Analyst.. Sounds WAY Fancy.. and it's still kinda correct
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Re: There are 10 kinds of people.......... wouldn't 11 be 3??? hmmm.... maybe thats the joke... ? lol but then the "writer" of the joke looks silly... oh man, explaining jokes really doesn't help it much does it? hahaha ok well my vote is for the "10" variant
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    Limericks?

    Nothing like a good limerick for a chuckle. I figure some people must know some good ones! I'll get things started: There once was a man from Japan whose limericks just wouldn't scan. When asked why this was, he answered, "Because I always cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly...
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    Job Titles for people that work with Access

    What about Senior Administrator of Data Managment Senior Administration And Database managment Officer Senior Data Administration Officer Senior Database Administrator I'm a GIS/Database Specialist Though some days I feel like a "Stare at the screen aimlessly while my brain explodes....specialist"
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    Hi all

    A student, are you taking any classes in data management? or do you have a personal interest in databases such as Access?
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    David Crake – very sad news

    I never had the good fortune to be helped by David in any of my posts, but that isn't to say I didn't learn anything from him. I remember seeing his name pop up many times while searching the site for solutions to problems. As i recall his advice was usually straight forward, and he seemed to be...
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    permissions issue

    The lock file occures every time any user opens the database. It essentially prevents Any user from making changes to the design of the database. It is the cause of your error. if no user has the database open, the lock file should be automatically deleted. You can try this out. Make a new...
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    permissions issue

    Where the database is stored, is there also a lock file in that folder when the database is NOT opened by anyone? it will have the same name as the database with a .ldb file extension. If there is one, try and delete it
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    permissions issue

    My first question (which i think I already know the answer to) is do you use a front end/back end split database? If you have multiple users working on a database (Even a database with only one form and one table) You should have the Backend database on the server, and a front end database on...
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    Generating reports based on date

    To remove duplication of values in a combobox make sure your RowSource for that combobox starts with "SELECT DISTINCT" Is you only see SELECT and then blah blah blah... just add DISTINCT after the word SELECT and that should fix that issue.
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    filter combo box, no text descriptions

    It's because it's a bound combobox. I have read documents in the past in which people advise against Comboboxes on the design of the table, and furthermore advise against setting the row source on the table design. If you create unbound comboboxes on your form, and set up their row sources the...
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    Question Database design

    Be sure to post an update, I'm curious to know the results of your testing.
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    filter combo box, no text descriptions

    These are bound combo boxes?? In your table design you have set them as combobox and set the row source there???? Also, do you use the requery function at all on your form?????
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    Question Database design

    So what happens when 2 people add new records ?? I assume you have a Primary key.. what if they each use the same key?
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    Incorrect Answers/Remediations Added to Report

    Then I would simply have a table of answers.. with question ID, Person ID and Answer... Then an answer key table with a question ID that links to the question ID in the answer table.. and the correct answer. When you query out all the answers for person ID 1 (lets just say) Then you can link to...
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