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Thanks Pat. I'll see what I can do.

I have the Microsoft Office97 version of Access. I just purchased a Dell XPS with Windows 7. The entire Office Suite runs okay except Access. I get the message, "Microsoft Access couldn't find file 'C/windows32/system.mdw. This file is required for startup." I've tried to find the file on...

This ventriloquist is be for an audience and he and his dummy were telling dumb blonde jokes (DBJ). He was telling DBJ’s one after another. After a few minutes this woman in the audience who happened to be a blonde stood up and said, “Do you have any idea how degrading those jokes are? Every...