Can you conjure one?

[vbaInet]

As you all know, the forum now uses pop-up adverts when you scroll over certain "buzz" words.

Can anyone compose a full and meaningful sentence that is made up of these words?

Rules:

* You can use words like "is", "this", "that" etc... to form the sentence but they must not appear more than three times.

* The sentence must contain at least 12 buzz words.

The one with the longest and most meaningful sentence "wins"

Happy Composing!!!


Small Print: No prizes will be awarded. Offensive language is not allowed (but I will doubt that such words are used for advertising anyway).

 

[JamesMcS]

How about "An Access database is a system for storing information which can be manipulated by macros, queries and VBA, and displayed in forms, reports and on the web with connections to Word and Excel"

 

[JamesMcS]

That's rubbish - I saw loads of those words come up as links in other posts!

(a) I have too much time on my hands
(b) I suspect there's a limit to the number of links in a sentence

 

[vbaInet]

Oh dear James, not looking very good for you! Hehe!

Plus you defiled rule 1

 

[JamesMcS]

I am a defiler! Shame on me... (I wonder if defiler comes up as a link)

 

[vbaInet]

I am a defiler! Shame on me... (I wonder if defiler comes up as a link)

No chance there matey!

 

[JamesMcS]

Anyway smartass you try it! No more than 3 is, if, that... impossible!

 

[vbaInet]

Anyway smartass you try it! No more than 3 is, if, that... impossible!

I only set the rules and declare the winner

 

[JamesMcS]

What a cop out...

As an aside, why can't I see my profile picture next to my posts? I've got one set up in User CP, and it's visible to anyone... has my face been removed for the greater good?

 

[vbaInet]

What a cop out...

As an aside, why can't I see my profile picture next to my posts? I've got one set up in User CP, and it's visible to anyone... has my face been removed for the greater good?

It probably needs to be approved by the Mods/Admins before it gets displayed.

 

[JamesMcS]

Phew glad I didn't put the boobies one up then

 

[Brianwarnock]

Phew glad I didn't put the boobies one up then

You've got boobies ?

Brian

Not trying to be funny but you have told the system to use your avatar?

 

[JamesMcS]

Moobs more than boobs, I should have said

Hey, they keep me entertained

 

[Brianwarnock]

Not sure what to say, my first reaction would have got me banned.

Brian

PS did you read my edit to my first post?

 

[JamesMcS]

Ah, perhaps that's it! Cheers Brian

Just for the record, neither boobs nor moobs have I... except for a rubber pair for parties, blackadder-style

 

[JamesMcS]

Aha! There I am, chocolate eyes and everything.... avatar and profile picture are obviously two different things

 

[Vassago]

What a cop out...

As an aside, why can't I see my profile picture next to my posts? I've got one set up in User CP, and it's visible to anyone... has my face been removed for the greater good?

I can see it just fine...

I don't see the pop up advertisements. It must be blocked by my company.

 

[vbaInet]

I can see it just fine...

I don't see the pop up advertisements. It must be blocked by my company.

It wasn't showing up prior to that message

Lucky you!!

 

[Brianwarnock]

I can see it just fine...

I've often wondered if people read the whole thread before responding.

Brian

 

[Vassago]

I've often wondered if people read the whole thread before responding.

Brian

I didn't see there was a second page.