I don't think I was far off the mark either!
What the hell, I put hours of effort into wording answers for people's questions on these forums, and what thanks do I get! I might as well be a car park attendant, in fact I think I will go and join Marvin In the car park of the restaurant at the end of the universe. At least I will have somebody with a brain the size of a planet to talk to. it might only be for a short while, before the universe ends, but what a spectacular sight! I might even have time for a baguette with some of the meat of the Pig/Cow, the animal that says I can eat it.....
I wonder what would happen if you stuck a Babel fish up Bush's arse, would he start talking Sense?