Got it. Here's my solution:
SELECT IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=1,'TABLE',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=5,'QUERY',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32768,'FORM',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32764,'REPORT',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32766,'MACRO',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32761,'MODULE',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32756,'PAGE',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=8,'RELATIONSHIPS',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=6,'TABLE LINKED','Unknown'))))))))) AS ObjectType,
MSysObjects.Name, MSysObjects.Type
FROM MSysObjects
WHERE (((MSysObjects.Name) Not Like "~*"
And (MSysObjects.Name) Not Like "Msys*")
AND ((MSysObjects.Type) Not In (2,3)))
ORDER BY IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=1,'TABLE',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=5,'QUERY',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32768,'FORM',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32764,'REPORT',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32766,'MACRO',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32761,'MODULE',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=-32756,'PAGE',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=8,'RELATIONSHIPS',
IIf([MSysObjects].[Type]=6,'TABLE LINKED','Unknown'))))))))),
MSysObjects.Name;
Paste this SQL in a query, I hit the Query design button. Run it, and you have your list.