Nov 3rd Preparations

[Isaac]

October 31st, 2020

U.S.—Business owners in Democrat-controlled cities are boarding up in preparation for an onslaught of mostly peaceful demonstrations should Trump win the election Tuesday.

The real concern is that the party of love and tolerance loses the election.
"We just want to make sure our businesses will be safe from the sudden outpouring of peace, love, and tolerance," said one frightened business owner in Los Angeles as he frantically boarded up his hookah lounge. "You know, too much peace can sometimes intensify and end up destroying millions of dollars of property. You know, from all the peace."
"Can't be too careful when there's roaming bands of people spreading peace."
Many business owners are even arming themselves with firearms to protect themselves from all the peace.

 

[AccessBlaster]

The left will riot regardless who wins.

I call it the Laker's effect, if the Laker's win there are riots conversely if they lose there are riots. It's just an excuse for bad behavior. The media and politicians encourage it.

 

[Isaac]

The left will riot regardless who wins.

I mean......Hey, you love what you love. Everyone has different hobbies!

 

[Vassago]

Of course, the right love shooting people as much as the left love rioting, so we'll see.

 

[Isaac]

Of course, the right love shooting people as much as the left love rioting, so we'll see.

Oh, right. Totally equal, the number of events of 'right shooting people' compared to people out destroying the cities for the past 6 months.
I forgot!

 

[AccessBlaster]

Of course, the right love shooting people as much as the left love rioting, so we'll see.

And don't forget this Vassago.

 

[Isaac]

Can you even BELIEVE that we have these 2 things at the same time:

1) businesses in cities all across the nation boarding up their businesses
2) BLM publicly and brazenly preparing to cause unrest wherever possible

..... And nobody has the political capital, in this current atmosphere, to call them domestic terrorists once and for all? Is this even POSSIBLE? What kind of a country are we living in that has lost its mind?

Vote republican.

 

[Vassago]

And I'm saying both should be terrorists, do you not agree?

 

[Isaac]

Maybe,,, Which would the other one be, specifically?

 

[AccessBlaster]

They're trying to deflect because their side has been rioting for over 100 days, it's embarrassing.

 

[Isaac]

November 2nd, 2020

NEW YORK, NY—The College Board is announcing significant changes to its SAT in an effort to remain a relevant measure of college readiness. Starting next year, all test questions related to math, science, and reading comprehension will be replaced by a single coloring page depicting a likeness of Donald Trump and a space to draw devil horns on his head.
"We wanted to boil everything down to the basic essentials of what today's students need to be successful at today's progressive state colleges," said College Board spokeswoman Cynthia Borshvittle. "For most publically-educated students today, literacy and math skills are a useless remnant of a bygone era. Today, we must train our students in one thing, and one thing only: progressive politics. It's all about ideology. Nothing else matters now."

Sources confirmed that the SAT will still require a #2 pencil for completion, and will be graded on a sliding scale based on how disadvantaged or oppressed the student is.

"This is just a first step for us," said Borshvittle. The College Board has plans to further improve its testing in the future by grading students on their ability to pull down statues and throw Molotov cocktails.

 

[Vassago]

They could have at least made it look more like him. Is that the Queen?

 

[moke123]

They could have at least made it look more like him. Is that the Queen?