Office Pranks - April Fools is coming

[Newman]

Razorking, I just love your task scheduler joke.
That is what I'm gonna do this year.
Though it might be hard to get them to leave their computers without putting their password screen and be back in time to see the applications to appear.
Thanks!

 

[LaBelette]

PABKAC, lol

"P - E - B - K - A - C. Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair."

This is what I call a Layer 8 issue.

 

[Groundrush]

i'm going to be pulling my standard IT gag: stay late working on DB maintenance and unplug everyone's machines while the cleaning people work. Then, the rest of the IT monkeys will place bets on how long it takes the Moo-sers to figure it out (another good betting category is always the # of request in the helpdesk queue).

moo-ser: "I can't get this to work!"
me: "Sounds like a Pebb-cack kind of problem to me."
moo-ser (panicked but trying to sound knowledgable): "It's really that bad?! I should probably call the manufacturer and get more RAM in my pea-crack, huh?"
me: "Hmm... *yeah*... that's great. You do that." <hangup>
colleague: "Pebb-cack?"
me: "P - E - B - K - A - C. Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair."

We do the opposite, we unplug everything and see how long IT takes to sort it out...