We Should Have Contest of Who is the Most Outraged by Trump's Win

[ColinEssex]

The 'no sex for 4 years' is a simple one. Use prostitutes or sex workers, there's plenty of those about, and you get a nice massage too.
Col

 

[AngelSpeaks]

Sex strike on the way!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1854229094252032331

Abortions will go down.

 

[AccessBlaster]

Who knew lesbians had abortions.

 

[Isaac]

I thought I was in the watercooler, must be mistaken.
Col

you're in the watercooler, where Anything goes

 

[AngelSpeaks]

Who knew lesbians had abortions.

Lesbians can and do get pregnant

 

[AccessBlaster]

Lesbians can and do get pregnant

Sorry, I had my tongue firmly in my cheek.

 

[Steve R.]

Here's a winner!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1854562507974725791

I ran across anther women proposing abstinence. Since it would essentially be a duplicate, I didn't post. Anyone want it posted?

 

[plog]

I hope this guys got his passport in order and has exchanged his money.

Yes, post them all.

 

[Steve R.]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1854314445842870515

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Neither do I. I mistakenly thought it is a current event.
Col

At some point, people commenting on current events is EXACTLY what happens around an office watercooler. I see it as a borderline call and I'm not that keen on keeping things exceedingly pure. So I will leave this one as-is, which should NOT be construed as me advising the other moderators that they couldn't move it if the spirit moved them to do so.

 

[Steve R.]

@plog: Your wish fulfilled.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1854336201802522833

 

[Steve R.]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1854220020265390109

 

[Isaac]

I ran across anther women proposing abstinence

So these crazy people who speak and act as if babies just fly out of nowhere and abortions are the only way to plan your life - they finally figured out where babies come from?? It's about time. Abortion isn't the only way , in fact, most normal people don't have any abortions and still plan their family completely

 

[AngelSpeaks]

Here's a winner!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1854562507974725791

I ran across anther women proposing abstinence. Since it would essentially be a duplicate, I didn't post. Anyone want it posted?

Well if Hawaii isn't in the US then Obama isn't American born and shouldn't have been president.

 

[NauticalGent]

My personal favorite:

 

[NauticalGent]

Well if Hawaii isn't in the US then Obama isn't American born and shouldn't have been president.

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[AccessBlaster]

What's really scary is how these folks are willing to abuse themselves or others because they didn't get their way. The comment about abusing elderly people in nursing homes was particularly sick even for a lib.

 

[AccessBlaster]

Both my wife and I are getting tattoos on our chest's that reads, "I voted for Obama 2009" just incase we end up in a nursing home.

 

[Isaac]

In the recent past, any little event triggered 3 mo. of rioting, I'm a bit surprised, and crossing my fingers the peace continues, that this hasn't happened yet. Maybe they are tired. Or they got a job. Or they are high. For whatever reason, I"m glad they haven't taken over the downtowns with fires and bricks (yet) !