Wierd & wacky

[Rich]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11660043/

 

[Rich]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11626049/

 

[statsman]

If I understand correctly, the man was going to use the woman's urine to pass the drug test.
Lets hope she wasn't pregnant.

 

[BarryMK]

Defense attorney William Difenderfer


I was wondering - how much did he difenderfer?

 

[Rich]

Bloody litter bugs too

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11206063/

 

[BarryMK]

As if we don't have enough litter of our own.............

 

[FoFa]

Bloody litter bugs too

Now see, typical snooty Brit! Guy sends a letter in a bottle, gets a snotty reply.
Too bad it didn't land on the coast of say Scotland! They would have invited him over for a beer!

 

[selenau837]

If I understand correctly, the man was going to use the woman's urine to pass the drug test.
Lets hope she wasn't pregnant.

Actually if a man takes a pregnancy test, it will come up positive. If you don't belive me try it.

I wasn't able to read what is going on, but had to comment on the above.

 

[Rich]

Now see, typical snooty Brit! Guy sends a letter in a bottle, gets a snotty reply.
Too bad it didn't land on the coast of say Scotland!

Gosh I do so hate to be pedantic and state the obvious but I'm afraid the Scots are Brits too

They would have invited him over for a beer!
:rolleyes

Yes and they would have expected him to pay for theirs as well as his own

 

[Rich]

Actually if a man takes a pregnancy test, it will come up positive. If you don't belive me try it.

I wasn't able to read what is going on, but had to comment on the above.

Kens would come up as stagnant not pregnant

 

[selenau837]

Kens would come up as stagnant not pregnant

You're so bad Richy boy!!

 

[BarryMK]

Actually if a man takes a pregnancy test, it will come up positive. If you don't belive me try it. .

How do you know this, were you worried that your bloke was pregnant and made him take the test?

 

[selenau837]

How do you know this, were you worried that your bloke was pregnant and made him take the test?

Yeah, because the mailwoman had this funny glint in her eyes.

 

[BarryMK]

Yeah, because the mailwoman had this funny glint in her eyes.

If she's anything like Brtish mail delivery personnel it's probably from the pebble lens spectacles she's wearing. That must be the reason why so much mail gets lost here.