What's your best/worst joke? (3 Viewers)

This is a politically incorrect joke...

Actually I think it's very politically correct!.


 
I took a jar back to the supermarket. I went to the desk and said I had a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.
No you're wrong there they said.......they are small pickled onions
 
THAT explains why my hair restorer gel didn't work... I'm a Libertarian!
 
I was going to put the following clip in the transgender thread, but I don't think the transgender people are as far into cuckoo land as these guys! It wouldn't have been fair to put it in there!

I must commend this copper, he deserves a medal!

I wouldn't be surprised if the copper was a stand-up comedian on the side... In any event he is used to handling, shall we say challenged people!

This is a good tip for any officials handling this type of situation handle it with humor and apply the letter of the law!!!

I would love to see what the judge would have to say about it if it got that far!

 
This is nearly as clever as Catching Musks Rocket!!

I agree with Richard's observation this content was too explicit! Although it was really funny! It had to be removed.....
 
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Uncle G., we have to watch out for that kind of content. Jon says we can get some sort of negative points for certain explicit content. If bad words can bring us down, this would probably do a lot worse. No disrespect intended, but check with Jon before you leave that up too long.
 
I was driving past the local prison yesterday and I saw a dwarf shimmying down the wall using knotted bed sheets.

I thought to myself "That's a little condescending".
 
Minty said:
I was driving past the local prison yesterday and I saw a dwarf shimmying down the wall using knotted bed sheets.

I thought to myself "That's a little condescending".
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Damnit, @Jon, we have GOT to get one more icon in the list that comes up for the LIKE option... the GROAN icon. (Except that I can't find one that is clearly right for "groaners."
 
My wife left to get her haircut. I asked her to also get a name card for herself for when she comes back.
 
The_Doc_Man said:
Damnit, @Jon, we have GOT to get one more icon in the list that comes up for the LIKE option... the GROAN icon. (Except that I can't find one that is clearly right for "groaners."
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Well Doc, I think the clue is really in the title - What is your Best/Worst Joke?
And that is what we get, a pleasant mixture of amusing triviality. So groaners and moaners should maybe avoid this section?
Or possibly post one of their very own Best/Worst Groaners jokes, in an attempt to demonstrate their very own idea of humour?
 
The only other proper response is ROTFL PIMP LMAO
 
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