For Ken and other Redknecks

[Rich]

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent.

 

[rainman89]

Hilarious@!!!!

 

[redneckgeek]

That's great!

I wonder who the interviewer was.

 

[KenHigg]

That was good - I saw it somewhere else though

The funny part was this:

'Redknecks'

What the heck is a red-kneck?

Kneck

Kneck\, n. [Etymol. uncertain.] (Naut.) The twisting of a rope or cable, as it is running out. [Eng.]

You're knot dancing with mr d again are you

 

[oumahexi]

Nice one.

Kind of reminds me of the one where a man asks a woman in a bar:

"If I offered you a million pounds to sleep with me for just one night would you?",
she thinks a while then says "yes, probably"
So he hands her ten pounds and tell her his room number, she looks at the ten pounds and says "ten pounds? What do you think I am?"
He says "I thought we'd already established that, now we're just negotiating price".

 

[Rich]

What the heck is a kneck?



You're knot dancing with mr d again are you

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Kneck_20Tie

 

[redneckgeek]

Nice one.

Kind of reminds me of the one where a man asks a woman in a bar:

"If I offered you a million pounds to sleep with me for just one night would you?",
she thinks a while then says "yes, probably"
So he hands her ten pounds and tell her his room number, she looks at the ten pounds and says "ten pounds? What do you think I am?"
He says "I thought we'd already established that, now we're just negotiating price".

If every woman has her price, then doesn't that make them all prostitutes - at least by the technical definition?

 

[KenHigg]

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Kneck_20Tie:cool::p

I think your ksmiley got inside your url -

Anyway the kneck thing is something every redkneck kneads to know akbout

 

[Alc]

If every woman has her price, then doesn't that make them all prostitutes - at least by the technical definition?

Ladies HE said it.
(backs....quietly.....away)

 

[KenHigg]

Ladies HE said it.
(backs....quietly.....away)

He's 'Drunk and Disorderly' -

 

[redneckgeek]

I thought we had already established (in the Obama thread) that it was okay to be politically incorrect.

 

[Alc]

I thought we had already established (in the Obama thread) that it was okay to be politically incorrect.

It's fine, but you're just taking risks,
Does the missus know where you keep your gun?

 

[KenHigg]

..Does the missus know where you keep your gun?

? Same place we all keep it - ?!?

 

[oumahexi]

If every woman has her price, then doesn't that make them all prostitutes - at least by the technical definition?

LOL, I'm guessing, one way or the other. If you're lucky you get of light, she takes your money up front, you have a great time and you go your separate ways. Sure makes more sense than messy divorces

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sure not all women are like that. I'm sure Ms JP is definately not like that, good wholesome... I wonder if she likes racing?

 

[redneckgeek]

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sure not all women are like that. I'm sure Ms JP is definately not like that, good wholesome... I wonder if she likes racing?

hmmmm.... some common ground possibly. It could help me lure her to the dark side. I love corrupting the innocent
*mwuhahaha*

 

[redneckgeek]

It's fine, but you're just taking risks,
Does the missus know where you keep your gun?

Yes... in the drawer, next to HER gun

Good thing she doesn't check up on me in this forum.

 

[oumahexi]

hmmmm.... some common ground possibly. It could help me lure her to the dark side. I love corrupting the innocent
*mwuhahaha*

LOL, I have this image of a Rob Halford look alike in my head... Someone who dresses like that (albeit in my imagination) can't be so lily white Sorry JP, no offence meant, I'm sure your a very nice person ...

 

[redneckgeek]

LOL, I have this image of a Rob Halford look alike in my head... Someone who dresses like that (albeit in my imagination) can't be so lily white Sorry JP, no offence meant, I'm sure your a very nice person ...

dammit! way to ruin it for me. I had a conservative librarian pictured in my head. Now it's Rob Halford - and I'm pretty sure he'd be okay with that.

 

[oumahexi]

It's fine, but you're just taking risks,
Does the missus know where you keep your gun?

Under his pillow no doubt, beside hers

 

[oumahexi]

dammit! way to ruin it for me. I had a conservative librarian pictured in my head. Now it's Rob Halford - and I'm pretty sure he'd be okay with that.

LOL, I'm sure your more his type than she is.