Swine Fever

I've just won a holiday to Mexico but can't go 'cause I'm pig sick
 
All these swine fever jokes are starting to boar me
 
The UK government have just announced that swine fever is to be banned in the UK for fear of upsetting the Muslim population
 
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.
 
I need to see the doctor quick, I've just come out in a rasher
 
Poor little trotters, the Jews will also be snorting about it.
 
I sent the wife to the petrol station fill the car up this morning.

She said "I'm not fucking going there, I might get that pig flu"

I said "No you daft bitch, I said Texaco
 
Higglety, pigglety, pop!
The dog has eaten the mop;
The pig's in a hurry,
The flu’s a great worry,
Higglety, pigglety, pop!
 
Jack went to Cancun
and drank margaritas like
a pig. Now he's ill.
 
I guess you might say it was a streak of bad luck?
 
The doctor told me to cut out the daily rind
 
As the two friends wandered throug the snow on their way home
Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.


Pooh thought to himself, "if the pig sneezes, he's fuckin' dead"
 
As the two friends wandered throug the snow on their way home
Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh.


Pooh thought to himself, "if the pig sneezes, he's fuckin' dead"


This one had me squeeling!
 

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