All I needed to know about real life, I learned at the movies...

[statsman]

When a person remembers an event, they always do so from the same viewpoint as when the camera witnessed it first time around, although the edges may be blurred.

They generally remember it while under hypnosis, although hypnosis only works in about 10% of cases like this.

 

[Kryst51]

Any question can be answered by knowing the right person. Also, it is certain that a person you know WILL personally be friends with people in super high places.

 

[statsman]

Bio-pics always show the subject in the most heroic and positive light, even though the real person (while accomplishing somthing of real value for mankind) was an obnoxious lout who's ego will never allow you to forget how great they were.

Examples: Louis Pasteur and Thomas Edison.

 

[TessB]

I still love these types of threads. I think they are hilarious. I think this time I've even seen some new ones!

 

[TessB]

Truly wealthy people have a life size painting of themselves or a loved one over the mantlepiece. And when they are in a REALLY bad mood, they throw their drinks at it.

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

You can recognise bad people by their black leather gloves.

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

If a good guy has any kind of body armour, even a hail of bullets will only hit the armoured areas. Unprotected areas (such as Robocop's chin, or the arms, heads and legs of Mr And Mrs Smith, in the final shoot out) will not be hit.

Everyone has leftover chinese food in their fridge (in those little cardboard cartons) - even if it's fresh, it's not to be eaten - the only acceptable use for this is to take it out, poke it with chopsticks, then set it aside.

When a police car is damaged badly, the siren will always slow down comically before it dies.

 

[oumahexi]

All children are computer geniuses.

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

Apart from fat kids, who all have freckles and glasses, and can only think about their next meal.

 

[scott-atkinson]

Crashing a car into a flying helicopter is completly feasible

 

[scott-atkinson]

Wing walking on a hovering Harrier Jump Jet is completly feasible

 

[scott-atkinson]

Going from a foriegn Action Movie star to Governor of California is complety feasible

 

[scott-atkinson]

Going from a foriegn Action Movie star to Governor of California is complety feasible

Oh, hang on this one is feasible...

 

[statsman]

Going from Action Star, to Governor of California to replace a governor who had the taxes too high to Governor of a bankrupt California because you don't undersand basic bookkeeping is feasible.

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Get ready for Terminator IV with Arnold's salary going to the state to keep it afloat.

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Sorry, maybe this one belongs in politics

 

[statsman]

All men in Victorian England had facial hair of one kind or another.

All women in Victorian England married men who at first glance were nice, but who really were evil and were only after their money.

 

[scott-atkinson]

Don't worry though...

What ever happens... He'll be Back..

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

All important computer systems are critically dependent on a brightly-coloured or shiny component that is not only easily removable and pocket-sized, but for which no spare exists.

 

[oumahexi]

The best security systems can be hacked using a hairpin.

 

[ColinEssex]

So who deleted my comment?

Col

 

[oumahexi]

Comment? Have they deleted a comment now too? This is getting freaky Col.