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I've now spent the last (approx.) 24 hours trying to understand this. I know you're goofing, but whatever do you mean? I've known puns to cause severe and debilitating groans but serious, sometimes fatal diseases?

Rx- Actually Col summed it up rather well:

Everybody - will you stop parroting the same nonsense? Stop squawking already! It's really getting stuck in my craw. Maybe you're just chicken to change the topic. Or maybe you can't swallow your pride. Toucan play at the same game you know. It's getting tiresome, heron the forum. I...

If anybody gives a rodent's posterior (I doubt you do but what the hay) I will state the following: - I totally understood Burrina's initial post. - I don't think Col wrote anything offensive in reply. - I think Burrina was the one that went off half-cocked for no apparent reason. - Burrina's...

Dang. How much is a ticket to Colchester ?

Monthly Journal article

When you are traveling back in time, if you happen to encounter yourself traveling forward in time, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

Blade - we've moved (or are moving) from a society that initially only recognized only one race (white) and gender (male) and sexual orientation (hetero) and religion (Christian) to a multi-cultural society where many diverse groups are recognized. The Constitution supposedly guarantees equality...

The result? Nail is driven, boss is happy, job is kept. But besides - nobody is telling me HOW to do it, or what tools to use. They are only telling me the result they want - an Excel spreadsheet.

These are also quite common: -it's surprising how many nails are left hanging (hammer in hand) because they were not recognized as nails; -it's surprising how many nails are left hanging, because you didn't realize the hammer also has a claw end; -it's surprising how many nails are left...

User: Here's some Excel spreadsheets of Part Numbers and some other blank columns. We need you to fill in the data. When you're finished, give us an Excel spreadsheet with the missing data filled in - and we'll send it to an outside contractor who will do further work. Me: Hmmmmmmm. I have an...

because we're sending it to an outside contractor to do further work, who needs it in Excel. because we're sending it to an outside contractor to do further work, who needs it in Excel. because I have to fill in the data from tables in Access. easiest way I can think to do that is bring in...

Plog is right. To manipulate Date data and String data it's very useful to know the built in functions: Left() Right() Mid() Trim() It's also real useful to know the datatype Variant. The Variant does not mind going from a date to a text string to a number and back again.

I have a lot of data in spreadhsheets that looks like this: ProductLine 1: PartNumber 1| Supplier | SupplierPhoneNo | PartWeight | PartMaterial | ... PartNumber 2| Supplier | SupplierPhoneNo | PartWeight | PartMaterial | ... PartNumber 3| Supplier | SupplierPhoneNo | PartWeight | PartMaterial |...

I'm not disputing it, but the fact is, it's an untestable hypothesis. It can't be verified independently from the person's own statement, and I think it's a weak argument. This is not to say that since it's a weak argument, that I'm agreeing with Blade or that homosexuality is wrong because it...

I don't think that Col or Namliam said anything WRONG per se, but I'm sorry for them that they are that jaded and bitter. I'm sorry Col, that your life didn't work out the way you imagined it might and that you're in a situation that you find so unpleasant that you fancy that waking up in the...

It's happened to me many times. One fix is to write your post in WORD (as has already been suggested). Sometimes I do that if I'm planning a long, complicated post - but that tends to take the spontaneity out of the process. I like to speak off the cuff - so to speak - and when you pore over...

Very well thought out and written. I hope the target audience (you know who you are) sees the value and the truth in what you wrote, Doc Man.

I never had an Xbox. I have a PC, a MAC, a PS3, and a PS4. The real reason that PC games are "better" than console games is that there is more diversity in them. With the consoles, every single game seems to be a reincarnation of DOOM, in some form. And I loved DOOM (best game of all time?) but...

you might check out this command: docmd.transferspreadsheet here is an explanation of the arguments and syntax: https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/office/ff844793(v=office.15).aspx I've used this method quite often and I admit that it has been touchy sometimes - you have to make sure the...