Post your Tip Of The Day - Advice to learn and live by

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Experience is NOT the best Teacher, learning from the Experience of others is the best.

Share your life's experiences in a micro-learning statement also known as a TIP. The story behind your life's lesson learned is optional.

To set the bar, here is my Tip of the Day:

Never pet a flaming, burning dog.
 
Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say, "just who do you think you are?"
 
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive!
 
At the end of the day, all you have is the remembrance of your deeds. Do your best to try and make a good name.
 
If you aim at nothing, you will hit it every time!
 
When you are traveling back in time, if you happen to encounter yourself traveling forward in time, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
 
Never trust anyone with thin lips. In fact never trust anyone until they prove they can be trusted.

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Experience is NOT the best Teacher, learning from the Experience of others is the best.

Share your life's experiences in a micro-learning statement also known as a TIP. The story behind your life's lesson learned is optional.

To set the bar, here is my Tip of the Day:

Never pet a flaming, burning dog.
Wish I knew still struggling along. I hope to learn something.
 
If a woman asks you if she looks ok, either tell the truth or lie as long as the answer is "Yes".
 
If a woman looks in the mirror and says 'I feel old and I look old', don't say 'well at least your eyes are still working well' ...
 
Believe nothing of what you hear, and half of what you see. And you will be okay.
 
One of my favorite shows on Netflix. Waiting for Season 3 to start.
If you plan to check it out, here is my tip!
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Don't Mess With Texas ! Have yourself a Rock Mountain High is not an acceptable term in Texas.
 
I will have to admit, the most Rocky Mountain Osyters I ever ate was in Texas.
Tip of the day: Rocky Mountain Osyters don't taste like chicken.

And, they are expected to be ordered with a beer over red wine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters
You see that they are served at our Mile High Baseball (Rockes) stadium a few blocks from where I work.
When people visit Denver, Colorado the first time, I like to show them things unique to Colorado. The Gold dome on the capital, the unsinkable Molly Brown House, several other things, and treat them to Rocky Moutain Osyters. Can Freud can explain why divorced women are interested?
 
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All mugs are hotter than you think.
All swimming pools are colder then you think.
If someone asks you whether you like their new car/outfit/house, think about it carefully, then always say "yes".
 

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