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I learned VB, Access, C, Cobol and Oracle in college. I first worked with VB since I wasn't very good with databases and C and Cobol were obsolete, but there was more work with databases than pure programming. Since Access was closer to VB than Oracle, I followed that path. I started visiting...

"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist staples its tie.”

It is not a game, but wanted to share with you. I once had a full page of text in Word, with at least 2 letters out of three missing. We had to find out what the text was all about. Since I was the only one with any computer knowledge, I found out pretty fast but no one else did. They were so...

Am I??? :D

Just remember another one... I had a meat cardboard box on the floor with plastic straps on it. I didn't want to use my very sharp knife to cut them, so I used a dull one. But it was so dull that instead of cutting the strap, it slided upon it 'till it went right into my calf. That was in the...

My first job as an helper in a meat shop in a big market place at 15 years old. I asked the manager what I should use to clean the floor. He said: "Mix the soaps with hot water." Went in the back store to find three gallons: Soap A, Soap B and Chlorine... Yes, I mixed them all, including the...

Her profile says that she hasn't been around since november.

12 & "/" & 31 & "/" & year(Date())

Of course not, after all I am a programmer. But when the boss of a big company that makes millions ask if you could build a program to get rid of his employees, it is kind of working against the society itself. I am not talking about someone who's business is in jeopardy and would have to cut...

You should have tell me before! :D

Thank you Bob! I didn't quite understand the text from the first link you sent me. (My English is not very good or my Access knowledge is underneath what I thaught it was.) All I understand is that it is better to use «VBA.FunctionName» or «Access.FunctionName» than just the function name. I...

Can someone can give me some panics? I used all mines.

There is a practice that I've learned in my computer science classes. "The program you build shall be made to help the users in their every day work, not to replace them and have them get fired." Can someone refuse to develop an application if it is well known that it's main purpose is to get...

Hi, I have created an mde that was installed on more than 30 computers. All of them work fine but one who gets a message saying that there is a broken or missing reference. How can I repair this knowing that I cannot access the references in a mde? Thanks!

Hi! I have a problem with Internet Explorer's "Content Advisor". I've looked everywhere on the net and found nothing to help. I hope someone here might help me out. I have a computer with Admin and Guest as users. I activated the IE Content Advisor so that the guests could not surf the net but...

Most of the time I enjoy what I do. The only thing is that it brings me a lot of stress and I am not good at dealing with it. So when there is trouble ahead, my girlfriend gets to deal with a grumpy man. But she is very nice and knows how to calm me down. For those who don't know yet, I have an...

Not yet, but it seems to be great. But I think it is a movie that has to be seen at the theater. I am not sure that without the big screen it will be as good. BTW, all the specialFX were made here in Quebec. Yeah!:cool:

May I get another clue? Not sure yet. Maybe James!?!?! Please another clue! :D

Mine (Sylvain) comes from Sylvanus, Roman god of woods (Pan in Greece). My middle name, as for every french canadian, is Joseph (from Jesus' father).

Breakfast: Weekdays(5:30) = Peanut butter and banana sandwich with a glass of milk or bowl of cereals with berries in it. Weekends(10:00) = Broiled eggs and meat sandwich with orange juice. Once a month I do pancakes or french toasts or we go for an All-you-can-eat Weekdays at 9:00 = Fresh...