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You are a bunch of sheep, all you can do is bleat, "BAAAD, BAAAD" as an all-too-predicatable reaction to my posts. I make no apology for being young and wild. The forums were in a state of stagnation when I arrived here and I infused them with new life, my life, my jizzom. Does that make me a...

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Has anyone bought this software: "Total Access Analyzer" by FMS, Inc.? http://www.fmsinc.com/microsoftaccess/bestpractices.html What does it do? Is it helpful for someone designing (relatively) small databases with not much VBA code therein? Thanks guys, - LC.

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Am I a troll? LOL

I wrote a couple of book reviews for Amazon.com. Check 'em out! 301 Polish Verbs by Klara Janecki: https://www.amazon.com/review/R1U29BZOFF31HC/ref=pe_1098610_137716200_cm_rv_eml_rv0_rv Oxford Essential Polish Dictionary...

I get mood swings. How about everyone else? I mean, like, little things really get to me sometimes and ruin my whole day. Even and including features of Microsoft Access (!) :p

The title asks it all, but I just wanted to point out that Tony Abbott, our former PM, was punched in the face by one of the "Yes" crowd on account of his activities among the "No" crowd. That's about as ugly as it got... better him than me! So, should gay marriage be legalised in Australia...

Hi everyone! Last year while I was studying my so-called "Cert III" in IT and Digital Media, I thought it would be a good idea to hand-write notes on database design and the theory behind relational databases. Attached are some notes from my so-called "PHP/Databases/SQL/Web Design" exercise...

Opening report based on current Order [SOLVED] Guys, I could do with some help with the final touches to my music store database, and it should come across as a very easy question to answer. My VBA programming primer book just arrived in the mail and I've searched the event procedure section...

Hey guys, Just wondering what kind of books the community refer to in order to get better at Access? I have the following books: Nene (R) Guide to Microsoft Access 2000 by Jill & Tony Luha (passed on from a schoolmate, just breezed through it because I know most of what it involves; seems like...

Hi everyone, here's a screen snip of my Relationships diagram for my Accounts & Orders Database for Wakes Music: see attachment. I'm pretty confident that this is what I need and how I need it. Any and all suggestions, however, are most welcome! Cheers, LC.

G'day everyone! The name's Leo, and I live in Albany, Western Australia... of course, this is part of the British Commonwealth so I will probably feel more at home on these forums than the ones which utilise US English, e.g. Stack Overflow. Moving on, I completed what is known as a Certificate...