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I am going to submit the Guardian stories.
These are great!
https://www.theguardian.com/theguar...ws-the-best-and-worst-april-fools-day-stories
“Science correspondent” Rollo Piaf (no prizes for unscrambling the anagram) reports that a polar bear is living on a Hebridean island, having been “forced to head south after finding itself stranded on a melting sheet of ice that broke away from the Arctic ice cap”.
“We’re delighted to be launching Coca-Cola Helium this year – it really inflates our range of drinks and lifts our fans’ spirits. Popularity of Coca-Cola continues to balloon and this new variant is set to be a flyaway success.”
Virgin Trains: not to be outdone by their airborne colleagues, the rail operator announces the launch of an “innovative new contactless ticket system” - Tick-InkTM - that lets customers have their season tickets tattooed on their body.
https://www.theguardian.com/theguar...-best-and-worst-april-fools-day-stories#img-8
These are great!
https://www.theguardian.com/theguar...ws-the-best-and-worst-april-fools-day-stories
“Science correspondent” Rollo Piaf (no prizes for unscrambling the anagram) reports that a polar bear is living on a Hebridean island, having been “forced to head south after finding itself stranded on a melting sheet of ice that broke away from the Arctic ice cap”.
“We’re delighted to be launching Coca-Cola Helium this year – it really inflates our range of drinks and lifts our fans’ spirits. Popularity of Coca-Cola continues to balloon and this new variant is set to be a flyaway success.”
Virgin Trains: not to be outdone by their airborne colleagues, the rail operator announces the launch of an “innovative new contactless ticket system” - Tick-InkTM - that lets customers have their season tickets tattooed on their body.
https://www.theguardian.com/theguar...-best-and-worst-april-fools-day-stories#img-8