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Added below the Best 2016 April Fool Jokes
http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20160401/NEWS07/160409989/could-this-news-fool-you
What's your plan or story?
In 1965, during the Cold War, a high school shop class got some oil barrels wielded together to make a long cylinder. They added missile looking fins on the back end with a nozzle. There was no cone.
They painted it black and detailed the U.S.S.R and other official looking symbols.
Very early morning, they dug a big hole in the back yard of the High School shop teacher. Stuck it into the ground at an angle.
Then they put a firework smoke bombs in the tail.
To wake up the teacher, they set off several M-80's. These are sold to farmers to blow out tree stumps (about a 1/4 stick of dynamite).
The teacher was shaken out of his bed. He ran to the back door, as reported by the hiding high-school kids.
He saw what one can only imagine to be a un-denoted soviet atomic missile that was the dreaded final war.
He had a heart attack and died.
I heard this on an official news story about going too far.
Of course for me as a young kid.... it was a challenge.
http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20160401/NEWS07/160409989/could-this-news-fool-you
What's your plan or story?
In 1965, during the Cold War, a high school shop class got some oil barrels wielded together to make a long cylinder. They added missile looking fins on the back end with a nozzle. There was no cone.
They painted it black and detailed the U.S.S.R and other official looking symbols.
Very early morning, they dug a big hole in the back yard of the High School shop teacher. Stuck it into the ground at an angle.
Then they put a firework smoke bombs in the tail.
To wake up the teacher, they set off several M-80's. These are sold to farmers to blow out tree stumps (about a 1/4 stick of dynamite).
The teacher was shaken out of his bed. He ran to the back door, as reported by the hiding high-school kids.
He saw what one can only imagine to be a un-denoted soviet atomic missile that was the dreaded final war.
He had a heart attack and died.
I heard this on an official news story about going too far.
Of course for me as a young kid.... it was a challenge.

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