Don't lick the toad...

[NauticalGent]

I've got nothing...

Please don't lick this psychedelic toad, National Park Service warns | CNN

As tasty as it might look, you should refrain from licking the Sonoran desert toad, the National Park Service has warned.

www.cnn.com

 

[pbaldy]

Oooh, should I not have done that?

 

[Isaac]

Hey, if people will inhale hair spray, then......

 

[pbaldy]

Hey, if people will inhale hair spray, then......

Yeah, I get a chuckle when I see warnings on labels about that. Like how bored/crazy/stupid/whatever do you have to be to say "gee, I think I'll shoot some hair spray up my nose and see what happens"?

 

[Isaac]

Exactly, I'd be curious (but not that curious!!) to see if any 'high' actually outlasts the immediate PAIN that anyone should know ought to happen.

But, your nose hairs will be solid, if styled just so!

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Sounds like a Bill Engval routine ("Here's your sign")

The basis of his routine is warning signs in places where only the dumbest of dullards would ever have contemplated some particular action. Like near the main entry/exit door in the airplane's passenger cabin, a sign on the inside that says "Don't open door while plane is in flight."