Just got this one in -- might amuse you
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>A brand new store has just opened in New York City
>that sells husbands. When women go to choose a
>husband, they have to follow the instructions at the
>entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There
>are six floors and the value of the products increase
>as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
>from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
>next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit
>the building!"
>
>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
>husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
>She goes up a floor. The 2nd floor sign reads:
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>
>She pushes the UP button again. The 3rd floor sign
>reads:
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
>extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>drop-dead good looking and help with housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a
>strong romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th
>floor and the sign reads:
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
>solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
>To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens
>a New Wives store just across the street.
>
>The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
>
>The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>
>The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
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>A brand new store has just opened in New York City
>that sells husbands. When women go to choose a
>husband, they have to follow the instructions at the
>entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There
>are six floors and the value of the products increase
>as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
>from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
>next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit
>the building!"
>
>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
>husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
>She goes up a floor. The 2nd floor sign reads:
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>
>She pushes the UP button again. The 3rd floor sign
>reads:
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
>extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>drop-dead good looking and help with housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a
>strong romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th
>floor and the sign reads:
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
>solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
>To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens
>a New Wives store just across the street.
>
>The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
>
>The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>
>The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
