Story

[dgoulston]

which has failed

 

[Rich]

to bankrupt Microsoft

 

[dgoulston]

in it first

 

[fuzzygeek]

acclaimed innovative approach

 

[dgoulston]

which was seen

 

[fuzzygeek]

but not touched

 

[JRJR-]

and also was

 

[fuzzygeek]

unknown Microsoft usury

 

[JRJR-]

Until that day

 

[fuzzygeek]

that Charles ascended

 

[selenau837]

way above everyone

 

[fuzzygeek]

except his wife

 

[Rich]

and pet chimpanzee

 

[pono1]

named David Hasselhoff,

 

[dgoulston]

which looked like

 

[Rich]

George Bush in

 

[dgoulston]

spandex which was

 

[selenau837]

a sexy surprise

 

[dgoulston]

for the aliens,

 

[selenau837]

who then decided