The Best Dr Who Ever!

That was quite entertaining. :D
 
I particularly liked Joanna Lumley's part, I think she's around 60 in that sketch. At the moment she's doing a show on ITV about the country of her birth, India.

Joanna Lumley's India

It's hard to believe that she is 71!
 
I don't know what's more confusing. The doctor being a woman,the doctor being mr.bean or the doctor going out with the master.
 
I think it is wrong that a female should be Dr Who. Females should do females work and men do mens work. I had a woman bus driver the other day, she was ok but didn't do reversing or parallel parking.

Now, in the uk, the TV adverts are not to show women in the kitchen and men coming home from work, it's to do with something called "gender equality" or something.
We also now have school sports days where nobody loses and nobody wins, in case it affects the little dears in later life. In other words, they'll find out they are losers 10 years later.

I'll bet it's some American influence. We even have American Z rated actresses trying to flog us all manner of products, like we believe what Andi McDowell or that multi millionaire woman from Friends says.

Women will be wanting equal pay next. That'll be fun once they start nagging on about that, they'll never stop. They forget they get loads of paid time lounging about on maternity leave, then they come back to work, only to rush off if the kid gets a sniffle. If you have babies then you should stay home and raise them, if money is tight don't have the kids - simple.

Col
 
Good try Colin Essex but not up (down?) to the standard of your previous wind-ups.
 
His trolling has definitely suffered, especially compared to his glory days of mocking ChrisO for dying.
 
I think it is wrong that a female should be Dr Who
So you are saying all doctors should be male, whether they are a doctor of medicine, philosophy, theology, science?
 
Women will be wanting equal pay next. That'll be fun once they start nagging on about that, they'll never stop. They forget they get loads of paid time lounging about on maternity leave, then they come back to work, only to rush off if the kid gets a sniffle. If you have babies then you should stay home and raise them, if money is tight don't have the kids - simple.

Damn, Colin... you're beginning to sound like a USA Bible-Belt Christian! I know you didn't get that from ME because my religious views are clearly on view in the religion threads.
 
I think Colin has suddenly morphed into Piers Morgan...lol
 
I think Colin has suddenly morphed into Piers Morgan...lol

At the risk of sounding like the song by Carly Simon, I hope that comment's not about me .... :rolleyes:

Clearly, I'm so vain ....
 
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Actually just as an aside, my GP is female - blonde and good looking, age maybe early 30's.

Does anyone know what Dr Who is a doctor of? I never watch it, it's just stupid computer generated effects like James Bond. The only thing good about Dr Who is that it's not American rubbish, it's British rubbish.

Col
 
Yet more lies from Frothy.

Col

So it was some other ColinEssex who was whining about being banned for 30 days for mocking ChrisO on the thread about his death?

Lucky for you, your posts were so offensive the mods actually deleted them. Only reason you get to play the victim card.

Also, it's amazing how little you can take, considering your deep and abiding love of trolling. Not that I expect better from someone whose response to 'And what will your wife do after you kill yourself?' was 'Not my problem.'
 
So it was some other ColinEssex who was whining about being banned for 30 days for mocking ChrisO on the thread about his death?

Lucky for you, your posts were so offensive the mods actually deleted them. Only reason you get to play the victim card.

Also, it's amazing how little you can take, considering your deep and abiding love of trolling. Not that I expect better from someone whose response to 'And what will your wife do after you kill yourself?' was 'Not my problem.'

Whatever. (yawn)

I am well aware of what my comment provoked, but I think it best not to dwell on the subject. I know what I wrote, and my memory is less clouded than yours.

If you wish to continue your feeble attempt at trolling then feel free to carry on, I'll let you know when you are approaching average.

Col
 
Does anyone know what Dr Who is a doctor of? I never watch it, it's just stupid computer generated effects like James Bond.

He's a doctor of life. You should book an appointment.
 
Ah, Colin, how sad you think everyone is like you.

You see, I don't troll; I was simply stating a fact. The fact that you cannot bear to let someone say something to you without trolling them in response is your problem, not mine. Not all of us, after all, exist merely to piss off as many people as humanly possible; that's pretty much just people like you.

Me, I'm just blunt and don't care to be polite to trolls.
 
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Now, Frothy, I'll have to admit that while I was still employed as a government contractor, my daily goal was to tick off more people than those whose incompetence ticked me off. I just chose to do it by showing how things SHOULD have been done. But if I didn't get SOMEONE to shake their heads in disgust, shame, or astonishment, I didn't count it as a good day.

But I'll also acknowledge that I wasn't seeking a quota of how many to tick off in a given day. I just had to have the balance in my favor - to give better than I was getting.
 

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