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Ain't it the truth!
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looks like the truth has been banned....
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I've been known to answer the "how are you" question with "somehow surviving." Not too bad?
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Hilarious!
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If you were from Lancashire and parts of Yorkshire, you may get "fair to middlin' " and in some places "yeah........fine"
Of course the answer nobody wants is "well as you asked....." followed by a parade of illnesses, or disasters.
In which case you just stand there shifting from one foot to the other, hoping that the ground beneath you will open and swallow you up. disappear.
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I had a cousin who, before she died, was clearly the wrong person for the "how are you" question. Her health wasn't that good because she smoked and had emphysema - for real... but THEN she was also a hypochondriac. When she answered that question, it was always in a wheezy, whiny voice and she enumerated huge numbers of ailments. It was bad enough that you would wish for something described in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy regarding Vogon poetry. The poetry was SO bad that your entrails would spontaneously burst from your abdomen and strangle you to death as an act of mercy.
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