What's your best/worst joke? (1 Viewer)

[Cotswold]

I rang Boots up the other day and after the number options it said "If you want marijuana, press the hash key"

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Patch up your relationship...

 

[Mark_]

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who CAN read binary and those who can't!

 

[DickyP]

Similar to:

There are three types of mathematicians in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

I had to post this it's so funny!

I wonder which political party she belongs to?

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Where do you put your Ambassador?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1982592574641893799

 

[Isaac]

Hmm.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Hmm.

Hrr?

 

[Isaac]

Hrr?

Well, I looked at the topic of the video combining two of the most highly censored topics known to man right now and just wondered.
Guess it's "none of my bin'ss"

 

[Isaac]

A husband and wife are driving cross-country. Three hours in, he says,
“See? No GPS needed. I’ve got an internal compass.”


Two hours later, they pass the same gas station again. She smirks,
“Your internal compass just spun in circles.”


So he sighs and says, “Fine. You navigate.”


Ten minutes later she’s deep in Pinterest finding cute road trip snacks and misses the exit.


Now they’re both lost—he won’t admit it, she won’t stop for directions—
and Siri just whispers, “You two deserve each other.”