It's amazing enough that a perfect eco system had to be in place before any living land animal could even have a prayers chance of surviving at all. The plants had to be there first and plants don't just grow legs and crawl out of the sea and come into being. There likely wasn't even any land to begin with as the Earth could have been totally covered with water. No light, no life and the entire atmosphere could have been so thick it blocked out all light in the beginning.
Your statement betrays your lack of familiarity with evolution and with the predominant explanation of planetary development. My statement is not incoherent; it is just that you don't see it as I do.
Here is an analogy:
Mother Nature is the dealer at the Evolutionary Casino poker game, shuffling and dealing 5-card no-draw poker hands from a multi-deck "dealer's shoe " so there will be more than one of each possible card. Add to this dealer's shoe a Joker as a wild-card so some folks can get a better hand even though they didn't get the "right" card. However, to control things, if there are 10 decks in the shoe, no more than one or two of those decks included a joker. The other decks are 52-card standard decks.
The players are seated, the hands are dealt. Some of them are no-pair, no-flush, no-straight, and the high card is a seven. (The worst possible hand in this analogy is the "rainbow" 2-4-5-6-7.) But other hands DO show up now and then.
Eventually, some player WILL get a decent hand. The players with winning hands get chips (advantages) that allow them to move to a new table for the next set of deals, and keeping the "advantages" (chips) they won in that round as they move.
The players that DIDN'T move forward don't necessarily leave the first table of the game right away because they still might get a decent enough pile of chips to continue. The players who don't ever get enough good hands to continue eventually leave the game.
The key analogies to evolution in this description are:
(a) constant "shuffling and dealing" i.e. nature iterating over the various possible combinations - except that in genetic terms, Mother Nature has more than 52 distinct cards. But to compensate in this analogy, cards can be duplicated so that multiple players could get the same card. Or multiple players (species) can have the same genes.
(b) the winning hand at the table might be as simple as Ace-high if nobody else can beat that... i.e. the promotion advantage doesn't have to be spectacular. When hominids descended from the trees, their advantage was closer access to a new and better food source plus the ability to walk upright and thus see farther. But the advantage might be as small as a coloration change leading to better camouflage OR a change so that males of a particular bird species have brighter plumage that can attract mates easier. Little things like that.
(c) the players who
never get good hands leave the table (become extinct) - even if you thought that player was a nice guy. (But what is that old adage about "nice guys" and "last place"?) The dodo and great auk come to mind. Homo sapiens sapiens vs. Homo neanderthalensis comes to mind, and in that latter showdown, it turns out that we got to keep some of their chips.
(d) the players that continue to the next level now have more "chips" (in the form of an advantage over their opponents... more chips = bigger advantage)
(e) that joker represents spontaneous mutations. Note that even if you get dealt a joker, if it only gives you a pair and someone else gets a natural three-of-a-kind, you still can lose a hand with what appears to otherwise be an advantage.
(f) the game never ends. Mother Nature keeps dealing hands as often (and as fast) as necessary. That dealer's shoe is never allowed to become empty. And that dealer even deals hands to viruses; consider the rapid mutations of COVID viruses, which are not deemed to be alive. But somehow THEY get dealt hands too.
Mike, THAT is one way that I see evolution. And before you complain about "living things" - note carefully that COVID and other viruses ARE NOT LIVING CELLS!!!!!! Why do you insist on a dichotomy between living and non-living when it is clear that even non-living biologics play a part in our lives? Does your objection to evolution apply to random changes in non-living viruses? (If you answer "yes" then BZZZZZT thank you for playing but ... wrong answer.)