The solution: Rename the nation to Allarachia, an A-1 name, if you think about it, rich in syllables, un-Googleable (so to speak), a name that would be difficult for small children and all people native to the Far East to properly pronounce.
Note to self: Never accept an invitation from an Access World forum member to a friendly game of Scrabble.
OK, then...see you all, say, this Saturday night. I'll bring the board and chips--or crisps--or pommes frites...or maybe just some fried rice and SPAM...