What Do You Usually Do When No One Is Watching You !

[kabz]

Hi guys i thought today we can look at someything funny...
Most of us people do weired things when we are alone

perhaps this is a chance to share with others what we do when no one is watching us..

 

[Pauldohert]

I do number 2s alone - but number 1s with others.

If anyone is watching for either - i would be rather worried.

 

[kabz]

I do number 2s alone - but number 1s with others.

If anyone is watching for either - i would be rather worried.

.......

 

[GaryPanic]

Numbers 2 is having a poo
numbers 1 is having a wee ...

Paul has never been to Glastonbury - where privacy is all but gone - 1 or 2 its all a little bit public ...

 

[kabz]

Wow..............................

 

[Pauldohert]

I have never been to Glastonbury you are correct - the nearest I have been is Reading - where I took a walk for around 1 mile to find myself a lovely hedge for my number 2s. Again alone. Its also the time I have closest to doing a number 1 on someone - there is a few streams/brooks whatever you call them running thru the reading site - that obviuosly get used all day every day as a urinal - it was dark so I went to the usual spot, unzipped my fly and was just about to reach the point of no return - when a female voice from around 3 foot below me shouting expletives reached me.

I am not sure who was more shocked her or me!

As I say number 2s alone - number 1s is a shared experience.

 

[statsman]

I do all the stuff I don't do when I'm not alone.

It gets pretty disgusting after this.

 

[mattkorguk]

I thought at first you meant while at work! Because it's strange that when I'm alone at work at usually do nothing!

 

[Pauldohert]

Numbers 2 is having a poo
numbers 1 is having a wee ...

1.5 is drinking guinness!

 

[kabz]

I am not sure who was more shocked her or me!

As I say number 2s alone - number 1s is a shared experience.

am sure she was after seing your "Weapon of Mass Distruction"

 

[The_Doc_Man]

At my age, if I tried that, I would be up on a weapons charge, sure enough...

assault with a dead weapon.