Swine Fever

[David Eagar]

My God! What have I unleashed?

 

[Len Boorman]

Is the 10% Scotch egg or pie?

Amber Nectar.

 

[oumahexi]

I've just booked our summer holidays to Frankfurter, hope to spend a day in Hamburger while we're there ...

 

[Rich]

More of a smoky flavour really....... from the pickling in Scotch you understand

Sounds like you have tender loins and need roasting

 

[Rich]

My God! What have I unleashed?

a wild boar

 

[Len Boorman]

Sounds like you have tender loins and need roasting

Bit of crackling really

 

[oumahexi]

My God! What have I unleashed?

Snout that we can't handle.

 

[Len Boorman]

I've just booked our summer holidays to Frankfurter, hope to spend a day in Hamburger while we're there ...

Better to go for Hog..manay

L

 

[Rich]

Better to go for Hog..manay

L

You chump

 

[Len Boorman]

You chump

Iwas only rib...bing in a spare moment

 

[Rich]

You've got some neck, now do try and shoulder on

 

[Len Boorman]

Okay I will put some brawn into it

 

[Rich]

Well I'm too busy at the minute watching the latest hollywood porker, one flu over the cuckoos nest starring Kevin Bacon

 

[BarryMK]

Well I'm too busy at the minute watching the latest hollywood porker, one flu over the cuckoos nest starring Kevin Bacon

Now he IS a ham actor

 

[pono1]

Had my dog snifting on this one and came up with :
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[Andyrew]

I suppose it won't be long before governments start telling porkies about the seriousness of the snoutbreak...

 

[ajetrumpet]

If I contract Swine Fever and Bird Flu, does that mean pig's can fly?

no, it just means one part of the big bang theory is correct.

(I'm waiting for Mike's Rant on this one)

 

[Rich]

no, it just means one part of the big bang theory is correct.

(I'm waiting for Mike's Rant on this one)

Not in this thread too

 

[Ron_dK]

no, it just means one part of the big bang theory is correct.

Assume you meant the pig gang theory ?

 

[Rich]

He does keep trying to hog the limelight with his theories