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Hello from Celebration, FL! It's been forever since I popped in to say hello. And LOOK WHO IS STILL HERE!!! Pat Hartman! DocMan! Uncle Gizmo! AWWW!!! It warms my heart to think of you. I've not had an access heavy job in decades now. But I fondly think of you all every once in a while. <3

She (we gave her most of our lives) is leaving (sacrificed most of our lives) home (we gave her everything money could buy) She's leaving home after living alone for so many years (bye bye) Father snores as his wife gets into her dressing gown Picks up the letter that's lying there...

I haven't asked a question in years, but here it goes. We have an Oracle financials database that is, let me tell you, so user unfriendly when it comes to table and field names, it is impossible to remember all the relationships. Whenever I am asked for a report out of this database, I have to...

Well, Ted Kennedy just died. (JFK's little brother.) I was wondering what the world (outside of the US, of course) thought of the Kennedys. What kind of reputation did they have in your eyes?

I know they have one in the UK. They have one here too. Anyone else besides me who hasn't missed a season? Or am I the only voyeur here?

I'm on the computer in my bedroom, barely aware of anything else that is happening in other parts of the house....but it slowly comes to my attention that ... from what I can hear.... my husband is bouncing a basketball in our kitchen. Why is he doing that? Yes, it IS raining outside...

Oumahexi was born July 31st! She shares that birthday with my late, and very much adored, grandfather. Happy birthday, Ouma. Sorry that dinner turned out so horribly for you. How about we have cake in the Watercooler on Monday for you? No evil mother-in-laws allowed. Everyone can just drop on...

I thought maybe we'd like a place to share interesting or funny videos we've stumbled upon. Please keep the links fun and entertaining. And of course no porn.... PM each other with those. :) ;) Here's one that actually teaches you something interesting. I can't wait to buy a banana and try it...

I was looking through some VERY old threads in the Watercooler and thought .... "Wow..... people who haven't been around that long should know that once upon a time, pretty much everyone got along swimmingly and we were all quite fond of each other. And, people who have been here a long time...

Oh... while I'm here, who does merry old England want us to vote for in the next presidential election? Looks like we have a choice between Hillary, Obama and McCain so far. I could be wrong on the McCain vote, but the Democrats are still trying to decide between Clinton and OBama. Just...

Well, I buy absolut for my home, and order it specifically in bars. However, after seeing this ad, I'm not a consumer anymore. I have a drink or two left in the bottle I bought before I saw the ad..... and that will be my last. (Don't be RIDICULOUS I'm not pouring it down the DRAIN... I worked...

Is it a raisin or a dried cranberry? And who has been in my room? This is my bedroom.... yes, the computer is in here... There are many suspects in my family... all of them are my children or their boyfriends/ girlfriends. But... whomever it is....would they have brought raisins or...

Wow.... What the heck happened on 3/11 at 7:59 pm? 687 users online at once? I know I wasn't one of them... (darn!) I guess it had something to do with people having to deal with daylight savings time. Either that or everyone had a brief moment of love and forbearance of one another's...

Did you all take off for Valentine's Day, or what? <<Tess's footsteps echo in the empty watercooler>>

Has it been another year already? My how time flies. I'm hoping to see an updated photo of you at the pub this year. Hope you had a lovely time of celebration today. Tess

I'm not a prude. Let me start out by saying that right up front. I think you (well, most of you) know me quite well enough that you know that is true. But, when a woman, or even several women, are in the company of men, talking, laughing, engaged in conversation with said men.... is it rude...

Ok... it's getting to be that time of year that the office has it's annual Halloween Costume contest. Each department picks a theme and we all dress up. My I.T. team chose hippies last year... easy to do and we actually won! So, now we're talking about what to do this year. I am SO not...

Haven't seen the little miss around the cooler in ages.... Hoping she'll stop by and give us a grand hello. Best wishes for the day, Tay sweetie!

I have no idea if this is possible or not. I have a requirement to pull a list of Doctor's, their address, and which counties they serve. Sounds fine, right? Well, they want all the counties on one line... One record for each unique address. So, my query would return this Dr...

LOL... Summer isn't over, of course... it's just begun! But well, America can start out this topic by telling us what they did to celebrate the 4th of July. My plans: My best friend just closed on a new house, so we're taking an hour drive down to Northport to check it out and then we're...