A story for tank buffs

Marlin47

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I have just been given permission from the Ministry of Defence to release this
story, which I intend to include in a new book scheduled for publication in the autumn of 2016.

Back in 1967 I was a subaltern in a British Army cavalry regiment based in Northern Germany. We were equipped with Centurion tanks, but had been informed by B.A.O.R. head quarters that we were about to receive two of the new highly advanced Chieftain tanks. These were to be used for cold weather trials in the nearby forests and plains. We eventually received three, all different marks, the main difference being their engines - two had diesels, one could run on virtually any fuel including kerosene, paraffin or used cooking oil.

On Christmas Eve we were ordered to load them on railway flatcars for Hamburg. Despite only being given 24 hours notice ( we would have normally expected at least 36 ), we assumed that these tanks were being returned to the
UK. Our fitters steam cleaned and serviced them, although we were then also told to paint them in an Olive Drab scheme. Thinking that they we being returned to their maker in Leeds, Yorkshire, I volunteered to accompany them back in the hope that I could get in a bit of game shooting on New Years Day
on the nearby Yorkshire moors. I duly packed my tweeds and guns into the boot
of my Austin Healey 3000 and picked Max, my black Labrador retriever, up from Gudrun, my German girlfriend, with whom I shared a small farmhouse
nearby.

This story gets more interesting, I promise you, but for the sake of brevity
I shall disclose it in small doses if I get enough interest shown in return.
 
I would have thought that with your alleged affinity with high quality cars, you should know that the word is "marque", not "mark".

I really am amazed how you dream up these fantasies, but it gets the response you crave (attention) and it provides humour for the rest of us.

Col
 
I would have thought that with your alleged affinity with high quality cars, you should know that the word is "marque", not "mark".

I really am amazed how you dream up these fantasies, but it gets the response you crave (attention) and it provides humour for the rest of us.

Col


Yet again I find that a person who is clearly little more than an ill educated nonentity chooses to criticise someone whose monthly royalty cheque for the books he has had published and the five commissioned is almost certainly more than the critics annual wage !.......and I write non fiction, which requires demanding accuracy and vast knowledge.

I wouldn't mind so much if the ignoramus could get his facts right,
but even there he is wrong ! Yes it is " marque " for car makes such as
Hispano-Suiza, Bugatti, Delahaye, Rover, Vauxhall or Gordon Keeble etc. but it is " mark " for the different models of the same vehicle, or different ones by the same manufacturer. The Jaguar Mark 10, for example, or the Panzerwagen Panther MK. V. Or the Supermarine MK. 9. The Chieftain tank ran to many Marks ; I don't know the last one because I only did a three year short service commission, which expired long before the Chieftain ceased production.

I am fed up with being criticised by people who doubt my every word.
You can find your own amusement now. I'm leaving.
 
As they say at the White Sox games. Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey. Hey. Good-bye!
 
I'm leaving.
Really? Facing all the predicaments of your demanding life all by yourself? Afterall, the crucial question of whether to become Israeli citizen when posted on the Shabbat is a true conundrum :D
 
Hopefully this time it sticks. ;)
 
Yet again I find that a person who is clearly little more than an ill educated nonentity . . . . .ignoramus. . . . . .
You can find your own amusement now. I'm leaving.

Don't forget to close the door and gate on your way out.

Col
 
Right. Victims of repeated anal probing by aliens deserve our support rather than scorn.:p
 

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