Access Experts some help please?

[neileg]

Must be a slow day in Bellingham.

Made me smile, though.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

I'll give you this much feedback:

Right: 10
Wrong: 10

 

[CraigDolphin]

Right: 10
Wrong: 10

Me or him?

 

[Banana]

I take that you failed?

It's good for building character, y'know? You sure look like you could do with some more.

 

[CraigDolphin]

listen ... all of you on this forum. one of the most worthless forums i have ever seen. you useless ... are pieces of .... can't even offer a bit of help. like ... i did the assignment i just want to know what i did wrong you .... ......... not like didn't do it all and asked you to do it for me. i ..... just posted it to get some insight on how well i was doing but you .... smart .... thinking your all that just ran your no good .... on your faces. so listen .... you all you can suck my .... . say whatever you want back i wont read it so again ..... you

Five points for effort, I think. About three for style (very generic and lacking in correct capitalization).

 

[Banana]

Oh dear.

He've gone and deleted post so it looks as if I was talking to CraigDolphin.

Yes, definitely will need lot of character-building.

 

[CraigDolphin]

I take that you failed? .... so it looks as if I was talking to CraigDolphin

Well, if DocMan means I was only batting 0.5 in my answers then I will have failed (I was hoping for 100% wrong), so it might work regardless

 

[The_Doc_Man]

No, the original poster's answers are a 50% grade. One question, I MIGHT have given partial credit if I knew whether it was choose-from-list; but for fill-in-the-blank, I think I'm right.

 

[GaryPanic]

I take then that someone had a tantrum that we would not do their homework ..
Ah well .

 

[Oldsoftboss]

Opps, did I start all this?

Seems we have lost demen_demen.

Wonder if we had given the answers if they would have analysed where they went wrong, or just copy them in and submit it? The latter I bet.

 

[rsmonkey]

I had quite good fun filling in the blanks on craigdolphin quote

 

[Alc]

I would like to rescind my original remark. After reading his latest retort - luckily, it was emailed to me in its entirety before being so viciously censored - I can see that he's actually a bright, well-spoken young man. Perhaps a graduate of the Eminem school of charm?

Out of curiosity, does anyone know which forum helped him less than this one, given that he rates this as only one of the most worthless?

 

[statsman]

I'm glad to see we are maintaining our high level of (enter description here).

I love it when you get these people who expect you to do their work for them and then get really upset when you won't. Does the expression "spoiled brat" come to anyone else's mind.

 

[Alc]

Does the expression "spoiled brat" come to anyone else's mind.

Quite frequently on this forum. Resorting to insults when they don't get their own way, refusing to believe they're wrong...
Oh, you're still talking about this kid?
Yes, him as well

 

[Banana]

It's really sad when you consider that all of those questions can be easily discovered by spending five minutes with Access. He'd have gotten error messages and realized that he had it wrong.

But hey, it's totally 'in' to go to a forum and ask random members to do their homework. Yeah, you aren't cool if you don't do it.

 

[CraigDolphin]

I had quite good fun filling in the blanks on craigdolphin quote

Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel though. I think there were actually only three words that I deleted from that quote (used many times admittedly).

 

[statsman]

Quite frequently on this forum. Resorting to insults when they don't get their own way, refusing to believe they're wrong...
Oh, you're still talking about this kid?
Yes, him as well

Never being wrong is one of the nice things about being perfect

 

[Oldsoftboss]

Never being wrong is one of the nice things about being perfect

Something I will never have to worry about