I have 6 large dogs and was buying several large bags of Purina at
Costco and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had
a dog? (Duh!)
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the
last time. But I'd lost 20 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry.The food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again .
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing
behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car
hit me.
I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he
staggered to the door laughing.
